Wut

>everyone to 100% unanimously agree Asuka is best girl
Literally everyone agrees about this.

That's obviously not relevant to Anno in the least.

Then you cant really say he's being a hypocrite about it if his only mistake was giving people other options.

Asuka is pretty much the codifier and definition of “tsundere“
Also she's German and always belittles the protagonist for being Japanese and not German, so that pretty funny
But yeah you didnt miss much, its just a mecha show with christian symbology and vocabulary thrown in

Asuka is a gross, nasty little kraut whore who lets any guy that gives her attention nut inside of her.

That's a quote from Anno. Google it.

Is it like Hey Arnold?

Google Dogma.

Whoops,
check yourself my dude

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_Williams
"Her father stated that he named her after Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda video game series."

With four citations

You can't be tsundere and slutty user. Doesn't work that way.

>zoom zoom
Except Zelda and Robin went around telling people that was the origin of her name well before that commercial was made.