Wut

I never bothered watching Eva, I take it by the meme that that action figure was actually a baddy?

yes

I never watched Eva but I hear that Asuka is best girl, the robots are actually clones, they have the souls of mothers and clones, there's an orange tang that lets everyone hivemind, and then turn into blood but Rei and Shinji let everyone leave but his mom is evil and also a space monster.

It's the Illuminati's personal weapon that devours a teenage girl alive and then instigates the apocalypse using a judaistic alien ritual.

I thought dad was evil because he pit mom in robot

>My series is about not using escapism to cope with life and to suffer the pain that social interaction brings
>Also buy my toys and merch and argue for 25 years which of the 14 year girls is best

Bravo, Anno

No, she put herself in the robot to become space monster. I haven't watched the show though.

YYYESSSSSS ANIME!!!!!!!!!

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But he didnt want anyone to argue. He wanted everyone to 100% unanimously agree Asuka is best girl. He shouldve made her the only female character from the start.

She's a whore. If Asuka was allowed to lead a normal life, she would have a body county of 25 by the time she was 18.

>everyone to 100% unanimously agree Asuka is best girl
Literally everyone agrees about this.

That's obviously not relevant to Anno in the least.

Then you cant really say he's being a hypocrite about it if his only mistake was giving people other options.

Asuka is pretty much the codifier and definition of “tsundere“
Also she's German and always belittles the protagonist for being Japanese and not German, so that pretty funny
But yeah you didnt miss much, its just a mecha show with christian symbology and vocabulary thrown in

Asuka is a gross, nasty little kraut whore who lets any guy that gives her attention nut inside of her.

That's a quote from Anno. Google it.

Is it like Hey Arnold?

Google Dogma.

Whoops,
check yourself my dude

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_Williams
"Her father stated that he named her after Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda video game series."

With four citations

You can't be tsundere and slutty user. Doesn't work that way.

>zoom zoom
Except Zelda and Robin went around telling people that was the origin of her name well before that commercial was made.

Your tsundere waifu said this to a grown, japanese man

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imagine if he had stopped the movie to explain the plot of evangelion

Kid is in SEELE duh?

Pure and innocent. Clearly begging to wifed at the optimum age. Not her fault Kaji had been tricked by an old hag.

You need to face facts. Girls like that go from cock to cock.

Not if you don't let them.

just realized I actually i have that figure

Not if you make the rest of humanity into primordial soup

ludo

Nice. I have Kaworu's Eva

Soon, we'll have a wojak for every stage of facual hair style and hair loss stage, including Norwood 0. Every hair colour. Every eye colour. Every type of eyewear, already including none, and every stage of mouth agapeness. And then, we shall have... peace.

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>primordial soup
*Orange Fanta

Kid is based and Reipilled

Somebody who’s never watched Eva isn’t going to believe that this description is 100% accurate

I watched the first two episodes. Who beat the first Angel? Shinji got his shit pushed in and then he was in the hospital. Did the Eva fight it off on it's own and everyone thinks he piloted it?

Keep watching and shut the fuck up
Retard

the friend who introduced me to Yas Forums back in the day was in that original thread. idgaf if you believe me

It's called tang you stupid zoomer

Shinji, did I ever tell you about the Mass Production Eva Series? They were 9 Evangelion Units, real state of the art technology that not even NERV posessed. They could fly and they had silver swords to kill the bad guys. They were good guys, and good friends.

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>Soon, we'll have a wojak for every stage of facual hair style and hair loss stage, including Norwood 0. Every hair colour. Every eye colour. Every type of eyewear, already including none, and every stage of mouth agapeness. And then, we shall have... peace.

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kek, reminds me of this vid.
youtube.com/watch?v=1l_BcRB5U6o
>"I don't really play as uh... Mangy alot. Because I don't like the way he acts, he's very arrogant." (referring to Zangief from Street Fighter)

Somebody who doesn't watch Eva can believe whatever they want, but that is literally the plot of the movie, read a synopsis for yourself if your begging is becoming too choosy.

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I watched the first four episodes. Why does anyone give a shit about what Shinji wants? The stakes are too high. They should just cut off his head, hook him up to a yellow goo support system inside the pod, and put his brain into a virtual reality so that they can control his brain commands.

williams was really into japanese streetwear. he was basically a ken sama but nu-japan

Yeah just the other day someone was claiming to have been in the original thread. Pretty cool

How could anyone like the name Zelda after watching Pet Semetary?

Not gonna lie this show sounds fucking stupid

you fucking idiots. i was a stupid as you until a year ago when i was so bored that i decided to sit down and watch the show and it is fucking kino

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Wasn't Williams actually a huge fan of Evangelion?

its cringe to think this is cringe because it would mean you know what these cringelords are talking about

>I never watched Eva but I hear that Asuka is best girl
This is your average Asuka fan btw

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