>sit down on toilet to take a shit
>piss first
>then drop a massive log
>piss splashes in my asshole
kinos for this feel?
Sit down on toilet to take a shit
Jaxon Gutierrez
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David Barnes
take em away, jannies
Brody Gray
Bridge to Terabithia
Benjamin Howard
do americans really?
Asher Jenkins
Poor man's bidet
Jace Gray
>dick touches the bowl
Jordan Carter
Jacob Allen
You really don't know how to take a shit properly?
Wyatt Davis
it's worse when it's liquid shit and it comes out so fast that you feel it spray upwards
Wyatt Thomas
>while you're in a public toilet
Josiah Gray
>mfw people unironically stand to pee
Why? What purpose does that serve? It saves you time? But it doesn't. How much time have you spent lifting the toilet seat so you don't pee on it? How much time have you spent wiping your pee off the toilet rim/seat or the floor because not all your pee made it in the bowl? How much time have you spent washing your hands because you got pee on your hands? How much time have you spent changing your pants it underwear because your pee dropped down your pants after tucking away your penis?
Standing does not save you time when you account for all those other things. Plus, sitting is cleaner since you don't get pee on your hands and your penis is already hanging from gravity when you sit so all your pee drips out before you put your penis away, unlike when you stand and your penis hangs from gravity after you tuck it away and pee drips out in your pants.
Stop standing retards.
Jackson Powell
everyday, friend
>t. alcoholic
Noah Campbell
based sitter
standcels are retarded
Kevin Rogers
>dick touches the water
Jason Powell
It's most likely water that splashed back, with maybe a drop or two of urine. Most of the bowl is water. Unless you haven't flushed for literal weeks
Joseph Robinson
Take two sheets of TP and fold them, then drop them on the water. Prevents splashing
Jason Smith
I’ve had a problem with emptying my bladder for 4 years now, basically I would piss this very slow amounts and I would go like 50 times in a day (I never went to doctor for this).
yesterday I dropped this massive log after fasting for 7 days, it had a pitch black color and suddenly I started pissing like a maniac and it went on for like a minute of non stop stop pissing and suddenly my bladder was empty.
so my question is, is it possible that this massive shit in my bowels was somehow affecting my ability to properly empty the bladder?
Christian Evans
>pee on your hand
Ian Jenkins
Go see a doctor you fucking retarded piece of shit
Jonathan Morris
IMO it could be squeezing your bladder but of course it’s not staying there, so maybe your colon presses up to your bladder. However dark stool can be indicative of internal bleeding and even cancer.
Reminder that Totalbiscuit is dead. Dead from aaa cancer
William Reyes
Black shit means you are bleeding on the inside. See a doctor or most likely die
Cooper Cox
Ayden Green
your ass cancer has spread to your bladder. See a doctor
Jason Wright
Throw some paper towel in the bowl before you poop, it reduces the splash.
Joshua Nelson
It's too late to see a doctor, your ass is dying
Jackson Murphy
>paper towel
toilet paper I mean
Hudson Davis
See a doctor or die soon guy
Oliver Kelly
>long poop
>front hits bowl and back hits my nutsack
Oliver Baker
Angel Stewart
Do you shit facing the wall?
Lucas Robinson
Dylan Brooks
pls no bully
Thomas Hernandez
Thats kinda hot ngl
Dominic Reyes
I sit so I can just go on my phone
Nathan Williams
Haha im glad i dont h-have this problem
Isaac Clark
what is the proper way to take a shit?
Dylan Adams
Just get a poop stool or equivalent
Adrian Campbell
Just use the bathroom sink
Hunter Rodriguez
that was me when I visited America, thought the toilet was clogged
Nathan Harris
sorry man but I think you are a dead man, you still have little bit of time window to save yourself but if your country was hit hard by this virus I don’t think you have much chance right now.
r.i.p nigga
Ryder Young
>he doesn't put a piece or two of toilet paper in the water to prevent splashback
Carter Fisher
>wipe ass
>coof or sneeze and shit out an extra burst
Connor Edwards
based
Josiah Collins
>go take a pee
>shake the dick and wipe the tip until it's all gone
>go sit down on the couch
>feel a few more drops coming out
Jace Kelly
rip your butt and bladder area
Wyatt Long
>fap
>clean up
>after drips
James Bennett
>he doesn't want a splashback
its one of the few miracles in life you stupid fuck
Isaiah Cooper
I like pooping then standing up and blasting my poop with piss.
Nolan Torres
This truly is the worst blueboard on 4channel.
You retards can't even shit the right way nevermind pick or discuss good kino.
Henry Cruz
faggot
Henry Russell
Point break
Ethan Green
>sit down on toilet to take a shit
>feel like there's still more but i don't have my poop glove
>try to get it out with my hand but its just chunks of non digested meat.
hate when that happens i shouldn't shit to often
Luke Jackson
>kino.
Either a newfag or a retard. Probably both.
Cooper Ross
>dick touches the inside rim of the seat
JUST
Jordan Robinson
The toilet seat is dirty. Not gonna press my asscheeks on a petri dish every time i need to piss.
Lincoln Peterson
>pee
>wipe last drop
>new drop of piss fall down pantleg
>wipe pp and leg
>drop of piss fall down other pantleg
Isaac Sullivan
In public spaces, doorknobs/door handles are actually likely to have more bacteria living on them than the top of a toilet seat, they get cleaned less frequently
Brody Cruz
Zachary Russell
Black shits are perfectly normal, don't listen to the other anons
Lucas Gutierrez
Most public restrooms have swinging doors or no door at all
Joseph Reyes
>character takes a shit
>doesn't clog the toilet
Brayden King
Are you me
Jace Howard
You moms ass is a petri dish and I still lick it clean every night