Sit down on toilet to take a shit

Point break

>sit down on toilet to take a shit
>feel like there's still more but i don't have my poop glove
>try to get it out with my hand but its just chunks of non digested meat.
hate when that happens i shouldn't shit to often

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>kino.
Either a newfag or a retard. Probably both.

>dick touches the inside rim of the seat
JUST

The toilet seat is dirty. Not gonna press my asscheeks on a petri dish every time i need to piss.

>pee
>wipe last drop
>new drop of piss fall down pantleg
>wipe pp and leg
>drop of piss fall down other pantleg

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In public spaces, doorknobs/door handles are actually likely to have more bacteria living on them than the top of a toilet seat, they get cleaned less frequently

youtube.com/watch?v=K_Zz5un_BDE

Black shits are perfectly normal, don't listen to the other anons

Most public restrooms have swinging doors or no door at all