Point break
Sit down on toilet to take a shit
>sit down on toilet to take a shit
>feel like there's still more but i don't have my poop glove
>try to get it out with my hand but its just chunks of non digested meat.
hate when that happens i shouldn't shit to often
>kino.
Either a newfag or a retard. Probably both.
>dick touches the inside rim of the seat
JUST
The toilet seat is dirty. Not gonna press my asscheeks on a petri dish every time i need to piss.
>pee
>wipe last drop
>new drop of piss fall down pantleg
>wipe pp and leg
>drop of piss fall down other pantleg
In public spaces, doorknobs/door handles are actually likely to have more bacteria living on them than the top of a toilet seat, they get cleaned less frequently
Black shits are perfectly normal, don't listen to the other anons
Most public restrooms have swinging doors or no door at all