Die, Potter!
Die, Potter!
Dylan Russell
Camden Morris
>Used magic in the presence of a muggle
How did they not get expelled for this?
Thomas Allen
They didn't use any magic
Jason Hernandez
Jason James
a real human bean
Robert Rogers
What was his major malfunction?
Ryan Wright
he was english
Cameron Ramirez
Colton Davis
>flying car
>not magic
what sort of retarded loophole is that
Luke Morgan
It's already enchanted. They didn't cast any spells around Harry's house
Samuel Reed
>obvious displays of magic are fine as long as it's not literally a spell from a wand
like I said, retarded loophole
Oliver Allen
It's not a "display of magic". They detect magical spells being cast around houses of students living with muggles. That's it. The car was enchanted at the Weasley's home by their dad already.
Andrew Reyes
did that retard hagrid get in trouble for giving the fat kid a pig tail?
Sebastian Cooper
No, because he did it in a shack on a rock in middle of the sea.
Josiah Brooks
but harry got in the shit when he saved the fat kid in the tunnel with no one around
Oliver Williams
Yeah and Hermione talked about having practiced all the spells when Harry first meets her on the train. This is what you get when a woman designs a fantasy world.
Isaiah White
Literally a Norf
Ryder Watson
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
Levi Rogers
>Your honor, if you review the evidence I'm sure you'll find the defendant cast no spells around any muggles.
Chase Cruz
That was near his house. Also that was a Ministry hit job in the first place.
Christian Hall
>For you, the day Dursley graced your existence was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was sunday
Austin Ross
The restriction kicks in when you actually start at Hogwarts. That's mentioned. Before that you get a pass because it's almost all involuntary displays of magic as a child.
Alexander Long
James Bennett
i met a man, in an antique land
Robert Wilson
Exactly
Hudson Evans
Heh, that's nothing
Easton Diaz
>I met a man, in an antique land
it's traveller you uncultured buffoon
Asher Moore
Boundless and bare, the lone and level strands stretched far away.
Gavin Gonzalez
>SCARED POTTER!?
Jason Torres
My barber will hear of this, Potter!
Jose Sanchez
>epilogue describes older draco as having a receding hairline
this is daniel day lewis levels of commitment
Cameron Mitchell
>I wish I could tell you that Harry fought the good fight, and that Vernin let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is no fairy-tale...
Evan Gomez
OH NO
Nathan Perry
JUST
Jacob Lopez
most of the HP crew aged like shit
Charles Torres
i wanna love luna good
Ian Clark
Jesus fucking Christ.
Gavin Sanders
Doesn't harry start off this film casting lumos maximos under his bed sheets?
Christian Green
Poor luna, her cheekbones took over face.
Colton Long
The third movie, but lumos has always been used without consequences out of the school even on the books for some reason.
Carson Taylor
Lol’d
Forgot that one.
Michael James
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Brody Lewis
I remember Harry being taller
Daniel Harris
SACRED POTTER
Mason Myers
What are some movies about things that happen in them?
Mason Campbell
Ron looks fine. Remember when people said he was going to be the next Doctor? Now he goes around on an ice cream truck.
Jeremiah Allen
its like weinstein conjured some deomn who sucked out their essences and gave them all to emma.
Ayden Parker
Correct. In the book he's just using a flashlight.
Landon Gonzalez
there it is
Oliver Wood
All of them except the Seinfeld movie
Andrew Bailey
Fucking relax, psycho. Why didn’t he just watch him fly away and maybe yell, YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK! Like fuck off what is your issue?
Isaiah Evans
>p-please sir what have I done?—GAHHHHHH
Ryder Reed
i have the same haircut as the mega man made midget
Jaxson Wood
Mr. Weasly wrote the laws with a literal loophole so he could enchant the car and not get in trouble.
Nathan Johnson
Slytherin must be destroyed.
Hudson Cox
we all know that the uncle pounded that tight little wizard hole on the daily right
Jaxson Nguyen
>tfw no bloated pale irish gf
Wyatt Scott
oh no no no
Connor Bell
>sorry user, she's with me
Camden Brooks
Malfoy looks like he's ready to end it all
What's his problem?
Jeremiah Fisher
fuck dude
should’ve transitioned and kept it
Christopher Taylor
>incel eye reading posts
Do all celebrity gossipers do this shit or just the 4chin ones
Hudson Brooks
...harry potter
Gabriel Nelson
Ripe you are, Harry!