Die, Potter!

Die, Potter!

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>Used magic in the presence of a muggle
How did they not get expelled for this?

They didn't use any magic

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a real human bean

What was his major malfunction?

he was english

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>flying car
>not magic
what sort of retarded loophole is that

It's already enchanted. They didn't cast any spells around Harry's house

>obvious displays of magic are fine as long as it's not literally a spell from a wand
like I said, retarded loophole

It's not a "display of magic". They detect magical spells being cast around houses of students living with muggles. That's it. The car was enchanted at the Weasley's home by their dad already.

did that retard hagrid get in trouble for giving the fat kid a pig tail?

No, because he did it in a shack on a rock in middle of the sea.

but harry got in the shit when he saved the fat kid in the tunnel with no one around

Yeah and Hermione talked about having practiced all the spells when Harry first meets her on the train. This is what you get when a woman designs a fantasy world.

Literally a Norf

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

>Your honor, if you review the evidence I'm sure you'll find the defendant cast no spells around any muggles.

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That was near his house. Also that was a Ministry hit job in the first place.

>For you, the day Dursley graced your existence was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was sunday

The restriction kicks in when you actually start at Hogwarts. That's mentioned. Before that you get a pass because it's almost all involuntary displays of magic as a child.

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i met a man, in an antique land

Exactly

Heh, that's nothing

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>I met a man, in an antique land
it's traveller you uncultured buffoon

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Boundless and bare, the lone and level strands stretched far away.

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>SCARED POTTER!?

My barber will hear of this, Potter!

>epilogue describes older draco as having a receding hairline

this is daniel day lewis levels of commitment

>I wish I could tell you that Harry fought the good fight, and that Vernin let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is no fairy-tale...

OH NO

JUST

most of the HP crew aged like shit

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i wanna love luna good

Jesus fucking Christ.

Doesn't harry start off this film casting lumos maximos under his bed sheets?

Poor luna, her cheekbones took over face.

The third movie, but lumos has always been used without consequences out of the school even on the books for some reason.

Lol’d

Forgot that one.

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

I remember Harry being taller

SACRED POTTER

What are some movies about things that happen in them?

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Ron looks fine. Remember when people said he was going to be the next Doctor? Now he goes around on an ice cream truck.

its like weinstein conjured some deomn who sucked out their essences and gave them all to emma.

Correct. In the book he's just using a flashlight.

there it is

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All of them except the Seinfeld movie

Fucking relax, psycho. Why didn’t he just watch him fly away and maybe yell, YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK! Like fuck off what is your issue?

>p-please sir what have I done?—GAHHHHHH

i have the same haircut as the mega man made midget

Mr. Weasly wrote the laws with a literal loophole so he could enchant the car and not get in trouble.

Slytherin must be destroyed.

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we all know that the uncle pounded that tight little wizard hole on the daily right

>tfw no bloated pale irish gf

oh no no no

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>sorry user, she's with me

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Malfoy looks like he's ready to end it all
What's his problem?