I go all in

can king, ace, 1, 2, 3 be a straight?

no. Ace can only be a 1 or an A in that instance. So 10 J Q K A
or A 2 3 4 5

No

Wow! Look at this honey, this idiot goes all in with 9s and beats my ace king! This complete moron is getting lucky every hand, he doesn't even know how to play!

why is poker so kino bros?

it's the fancy chips

Lying for money, and being able to tell when someone else is lying for money, is badass

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my nigga is qualified

>1
fug, I forgot that wasn't a card

is 5 the highest card in the A to 5 one then?