I go all in

can king, ace, 1, 2, 3 be a straight?

no. Ace can only be a 1 or an A in that instance. So 10 J Q K A
or A 2 3 4 5

No

Wow! Look at this honey, this idiot goes all in with 9s and beats my ace king! This complete moron is getting lucky every hand, he doesn't even know how to play!

why is poker so kino bros?

it's the fancy chips

Lying for money, and being able to tell when someone else is lying for money, is badass

SO
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my nigga is qualified

>1
fug, I forgot that wasn't a card

is 5 the highest card in the A to 5 one then?

Most kino poker moments list:

youtu.be/AJRaTHQK_V0
youtu.be/mPmcU8u8MEc
youtu.be/AZIRE4P7Tcw
youtu.be/trYm4vTT2ec
youtu.be/9spVd1v5FYg

I love tony g

He is an absolute legend!!

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i miss poker after dark so much, it was the most kino thing nbc ever aired

who the fuck goes all in with jack 9 offsuit?

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do you have the video to this?

How do you experience things like this and not immediately kill someone?

No one in any of those videos

Where do you think he was going?

kek

If you don't snus...

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How come Flop Turn gets to have double the cards of the other two playing?

@12:23
youtube.com/watch?v=6WKkgM2eN24

if you play enough, that happens several times per day. just sucks it was during such a big moment. its why i dont play many tournaments. too brutal.

thanks

he bought twice the chips

I always see this meme, but can poker friends explain?

I know he has an exceedingly strong hand, but if he raises then surely the other guys just folds. Isn't calling to try to get them to raise a better choice?

lol

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i check

there's nothing to explain. damon flops the joint, nobody else has anything. his acting is pretty bad, but we can see the hole cards.

It's called slowplaying, the reason the video is funny is because Damon can't bluff for shit. As soon as he flopped he starts fidgeting around trying to act as hard as possible that he doesn't have the nuts.

>flops the joint
why are poker phrases so gay?

let me just flop my nuts onto the table

tony g vs perry is the GOAT

every other line is absolute gold

They didn't go far enough

No, aces can be high or low but they cannot "wrap around"

he didn't play terribly, it's more the fact that he's a professional actor and yet was incredibly easy to read

brainlet no poker here, why did the 2 queens had a 98% chance before the flop? because of the suit?

one time i flipped a snatch on a pair of tits, it was pretty lucky.

the only cards that could beat the Qs were the 9s left in the deck

Yeah, Sowers had literally 2 outs which where the last two 9's. Mittelman's hand would win with every other card left.

queens win because queens are higher than 9s

You can't be all loosey goosey eating a sandwich

... Because you know his hand. Retard

>that spongebob "Oh my gosh"

I watched one poker related video and now my Youtube suggestions is full of poker videos and I can't stop watching them I've been stuck in a poker black hole and this quarantine isn't helping

I had a phase like that about a year ago, just let it happen user.

Why does the other guy bet then? You backseat fags who only know what he he has, because it's shown on TV are just embarrassing yourself.

This isn't even my first time I used to watch tons of poker videos way back and it eventually got so bad I started flagging poker videos that came up on my suggested so they would stop appearing but its happening all over again

damon leaned back immediately when he landed the full house on the flop which is a common tell from new players
other guy raises and damon pretends it's a tough decision for like a minute (a poor tactic called "hollywooding") before calling. damon then checks for the remainder of the hand expecting the other guy to raise on the river so he could re-raise him but it never happens as the other guy suspected damon was hiding something so he simply checked on the river

he played passively, he should have at least used small raises to get more value for his full house before going all in on the river and not having to show his hand if the other guy folded which would have also helped him maintain a shred of mystery

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>he played passively, he should have at least used small raise
Yikes, kill yourself. It's easy to say that you can read minds when you watch it on TV and see everyone's hand. He played correctly.