BASED
They say there’s no cure for coronavirus and I say “Cheer up pal...
Andrew Carter
Alexander Gomez
Well done, I'm proud of you
Owen Miller
A woman who was waiting next to me sent her daughter in to grab a carton of eggs as soon as the doors opened... I haven’t seen a little girl run that fast since the Polanski family barbecue 1976 hachachaaaaa
Lucas Taylor
Rednecks do not understand coronavirus. "That's right, I never touch the Mexican stuff. If it ain't got a blue ribbon on it, I ain't drinkin it. Aw hell, who am I kiddin, I just want a buzz."
If you're coughing, wheezing, and dying....you might have coronavirus.
If you're over 70 years old.... you might have coronavirus.
If you're Chinese.... you definitely have the coronavirus.
Not a lot of rednecks in China. They're just red all over.
If you think China is something mee-maw keeps in a hutch and only eats on during Christmas and Easter.... you might be a redneck.
Leo Brooks
>Joe Rogan seethes off stage
Zachary Hughes
I have to say though, this Cornavirus shit has got me worried. Now, I don't want you to be treating Chinese people any different, cause that is racist and that is wrong. BUT it has got me thinking. Cause I think back and I remember, I would see Chinese women, in the supermarket, walking down the street, way back before this shit started, and they were wearing facemasks! I know! And at the time, you see these old Asian women practicing social distance grapefruits like the produce section was on quarantine and think "Relax lady, it's just a Von's, not fucking Outbreak. But now, I'm like SHIT! They knew the whole time!
Anthony Stewart
So yeah... coronavirus... I got the cure for coronavirus right here....
>takes a sip of whiskey
Anyway... I was kicked out of a bar in New York City...
>pauses for 3 minute standing ovation
Thomas White
underrated
Kayden Lopez
kek