>Yes, you may bring ze brewskis Michael Bay
Can anyone give me a legitimate reason that this movie failed?
A favorite of mine because of just how serious they are when discussing it.
Bowler: That's right. The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Blue Raja: You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play.
Bowler: As have I.
Zoolander actually flopped when it came out because it released right after 9/11. Pretty much only became a classic from home video and tv stations playing it in the years after.
A movie about capeshit before capeshit took off. Plus, no real powers.
>Am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull inside of that ball for bowling?
>No, the guy at the pro shop did it.
No real powers?
The bowler had a flying sentient bowling ball.
Sphinx stripped guns apart with his mind.
Furious got.. furious and kicked Casanovas ass.
The Shoveler is basically Batman
Spleen knocked people out with sniper farts.
Invisible Boy did turn invisible.
Nobody throws forks like Blue Raja, that's a superpower.
You're off your gourd son
>Yo what's up Tiger lily?
That line always gets me for some reason. It really isn't the same without the delivery though.
And I can subluxate my shoulder, have I got superpowers?
No lets discus was Tim Burton the real director
It was TOO loosely based on the Flaming Carrot series it was based on.
The Spleen was an actual giant spleen, not some dude who farts.
Garbage Pail Kids movie is the better anti-super hero flick that actually stuck to it's characters and theme.
Should have hired less big money talent and spent the cash on writers and effects.