Do you believe in God?

The question must be: Does God believe in us!?

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Depends on the day I've had

What if satan created the universe and you're being pranked?

Everyone is an atheist depending on which god you're referring to.

“In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.”

The first words of the Bible state that the universe had a beginning and that its cause was God. Genesis clarifies what God has also shown us through reason, mathematics, and natural theology: a universe that has a beginning points to a Creator.

I only believe in Old Testament God, not the faggy New Testament one.

If our universe is a science experiment done by a guy, and it is the size of a tennis ball to him looking down at our universe does he count as God?

Every night I recite the following prayer before bed:
>now I lay me down to sleep
>I pray the Lord my soul to keep
>if I should die before I wake
>I pray the Lord my soul to take
>God bless Mummy
>God bless Daddy
>Fuck trannies
>And fuck jannies

What if satan wrote the bible and you're being pranked?

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