Ok, kid. I'll listen to your pitch. Better make it worth my time

No fucking way asshole. Get the fuck out of my office. You'll never work in this town!

Do we really need another historical documentary?

Birth of a Nation remastered

like mighty ducks but its topless beach handball

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pee pee poo poo

starring men only

Also
test

But autist frog

Its a film about colonialism and how beneficial it was.

It stars me fucking lightskin blacks and mudbloods.

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It's a movie about a single dude trying to get through a regular week of his life. He's underachieving, poor, single, and doesn't have many friends. There's nothing really wrong with his personality, but things and the world aren't going well for him. He sucks through his job, he struggles talking to a girl he likes, he gets called by his parents who mean well but berate him for not doing good enough, people he knows constantly show up and are better than him. The gimmick? The actor for the guy, and only that guy, changes every time the camera isn't showing him. It's never the same actor twice in the entire film, and a variety of different dudes play him. No one addresses any of this ever in the entire film. Then at the end of it all, he just gets on his computer, calls some one a retard on the internet, and you see a giant cut together of every actor that played him at once on the screen. They all chuckle to themselves, and the credits roll. I call it "user"

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