Ok, kid. I'll listen to your pitch. Better make it worth my time

No fucking way asshole. Get the fuck out of my office. You'll never work in this town!

Do we really need another historical documentary?

Birth of a Nation remastered

like mighty ducks but its topless beach handball

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pee pee poo poo

starring men only

Also
test

But autist frog

Its a film about colonialism and how beneficial it was.

It stars me fucking lightskin blacks and mudbloods.

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It's a movie about a single dude trying to get through a regular week of his life. He's underachieving, poor, single, and doesn't have many friends. There's nothing really wrong with his personality, but things and the world aren't going well for him. He sucks through his job, he struggles talking to a girl he likes, he gets called by his parents who mean well but berate him for not doing good enough, people he knows constantly show up and are better than him. The gimmick? The actor for the guy, and only that guy, changes every time the camera isn't showing him. It's never the same actor twice in the entire film, and a variety of different dudes play him. No one addresses any of this ever in the entire film. Then at the end of it all, he just gets on his computer, calls some one a retard on the internet, and you see a giant cut together of every actor that played him at once on the screen. They all chuckle to themselves, and the credits roll. I call it "user"

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Salo or 120 Days of Sodom only it's an all female cast

>okay here me out...
>it's a sci fi Orwellian society where the members of the society are monitored and kept in check my armed guards to prevent them from breaking societal norms also referred regularly as "s-wall" or societal walls for short
>every several years the society will elect indviduals to care for them but no matter who they elect the person always ends up only supporting the privileged minority who work in the shadows going by "S-wej". they use any means necessary to stay in power
>the main protagonist comes from a lineage of explorers and conquerors but is now socially castrated to prevent future discrimination.
>with the lack of any societal communication he takes to a moderately un-monitored form of communication called the "
Ten" where he can communicate with like minded individuals and gets led down a rabbithole of what could have been.
>unable to cope with this future he spends his days in melancholy trying to find meaning in his life
This is only part one what do you guys think?
also read the "quoted" words backwards

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Not bad.

Ah but the holocaust is historical fiction. This will be historical nonfiction.

a comedy/horror about a cereal rapist who is also the president of the United States in 1994

Picture a future where fat people are the ruling class and skinny people (known as "skinners") are the oppressed underclass. The fatter you are, the higher up the foodchain you are. Think Handmaid's Tale meets My 600lb Life.

Sorry zoomie but the CEO of Basedness looks nothing like that

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>Detouq net jew-s llaw-s

Oh, very cool

okay so y- sorry im a little nervous sir this is a huge chance for me - but right we have zoos, and people love them right? and we also have reality TV and people love that too, because everyone likes watching dumb retards fuck things up especially when they're poor and okay ill just say it sir - niggers in zoos

a genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish cgi or infantile jumpscares horror film

greenlit, preproduction begins next monday. please assemble your shortlist of preferred actors

We cut to the chase.

People use their cell phones when they watch tv.

We pay out bitcoin.

Show's a glorified roulette wheel.

I love women and think they are cute

It'd be better if they had to download an app for the show in order to actually participate, but the app is just one giant bitcoin miner from every phone playing.

Catwoman movie starring Ana de Armas
And no diversity hires

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>cereal
WHY IS HIS DICK IN MY FROSTED FLAKES AGAIN

There's this scientist and he turns himself into a pickle

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I'm thinking start with a video game.

You go to a website.
You point your phone at the TV.
You move your phone to control.

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A24 is across the street above the Aldi's, kid.

Time travel is an olympic sport. The winner is the last contestant to still exist

"Oh so it's like a fantasy movie? I like it, we'll put it into production."

>job
you lost me there bud

cute girls doing cute things

So little monkey fella cures cancer

Big tits, big guns and lots of explosions. Rated R.

>TikTok The Movie

Two guys smoke marijuana and wacky things happen

gay alien wizards

that ounds fucking based, ngl

no way
lol

The One meets The Hunger Games

>brave but awkwardly loveable knight has a crush on a tsundere warrior princess
>they team up to save the world
>she gradually develops feelings for him but masks it behind lots of insults and deflections, lots of blushing and awkward romantic tension ensues
>eventually defeat an evil wizard and get together

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Kino

Dude

Just 90 minutes of humanity fuck yeah

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Greenlight

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wtf that actually sounds good

Full penetration?

I don't like it, too much horror

Weed

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Drive: Part 2

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I prepared my resume just for the occasion.

As you can see, I have in the past earned top positions at Kike Inc, TrannyCorp, Faggot Express, and Gook Networks. In Graduate school, i earned my PhD in Racist Arts after writing a 500 page essay on how to properly use the word "Nigger"

Needless to say, i believe i am more than qualified to hold this prestigious position in your fine Corporation.

Sorry m8, you just seem overqualified for the kob

Unrated live action film based on the ps2 rockstar game Manhunt and derivative of the Arnold version of The Running Man. Ana de Armas drops full nip topless the entire movie as the protagonist. Plot twist, she gets gang raped to death at the end.

Hotel rwanda but funny

>Behind the scenes Trailer Park Boys movie, specifically focusing on the life of John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey)

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may he rest in peace. he's one with the liquor now.

Schindler's List shot for shot remake, but with The Big Bang Theory cast and laugh track.

May the shitwinds blow him safely home
RIP you drunk bastard

fantastic, you're hired

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A geneticist is hired by a huge media company that is looking to launch a streaming service. In order to ensure good first week sales and a huge audience they pay him to develop and release a virus into the population to make everyone stay home from work.

He has his reservations, but remembers the advice his crusty old father gave him - work hard, get money, and leave the judgin' to god.

The only problem is, he does too good a job, and makes a virus so strong all the old people fucking kick the bucket.

This has a huge impact on elections around the world. With no old people to vote for the right wing conservative parties, left wing parties surge to victory - a huge win for the media as this is the key audience for its diverse programming. Sadly the scientists parents both pass away.

The scientist reflects on his actions in his isolation pod, sipping on his onions ration.

Christina Hendricks grows into a giantess and develops a taste for swallowing her worshipers alive and it makes her really fat and bloated lol

A movie about an antihero rapist