Post your Yas Forums crush
Post your Yas Forums crush
My wife Emilia Clarke
Man the harpoons!
I imagine meeting Rooney Mara in a restaurant one day. Her table is next to mine, so I go to her and ask for a photograph and an autograph then I chat her up a little bit. I ask her about her movies and stuff, then I ask her what she's eating and she tells me it's some vegan shit, so I tell her I got some ribs and ask her if she wants to taste some. She will object at first but then I will tell her that my dog who loved ribs has dies and I make up a convincing story while tearing up. She feels embarrassed and accepts one bite. She likes it, I ask her, to taste more and before she knows it, we're eating meat together and having fun. She obviously likes it, the thrill of eating meat with another man while her vegan nutcase husband isn't there but she wants more. We start having an affair together, with her, disguised, we secretely meet up in motels and eat bacon, ribs, chops and all sorts of meat and then we have intense protein fuled sessions of lovemaking, sometimes we do both at the same time and spray ketchup all over our bodies and lick it. All these sessions will be chosen carefully so that they occur at the same time that her cuck vegan sperg husband is in vegan protests with his vegan faggot friends. We'll even collect articles and footage related to joaquin phoenix's vegan adventures and consume them while engaging in pleasures of the flesh and the stomach.
movie?
die disgusting tranny lover
Unbeatably sexy
I've had many over the years. I don't think I could single one out over all others. There are many and they are all wonderful.
Mary
I love Lucy!
Forever
Yoo hoo!
Wow
Brianne
KYS furry
I wasn't expecting that ass and that face to go together
You posted her already
I'm better than all of you
What was his end game?
Sure, user.
Bela
Raising Arizona
imagine ripping those pants off and plowing her sweaty gym pussy fuck yea dude
Truly patrician
I love this
A surprise, to be sure. But a welcome one.
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Look at those milkers
goddam she is aging terribly
the way her tits flop around on that tire and that ASS? GOD DAMN
why do you have this picture of my wife?
K, cool
where the fuck is the çunny
For me it's Rice
imagine those teeth shattering the shell of a crawfish
fuck
I was having the sex with her.
they are nice
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who this