Post your Yas Forums crush
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I imagine meeting Rooney Mara in a restaurant one day. Her table is next to mine, so I go to her and ask for a photograph and an autograph then I chat her up a little bit. I ask her about her movies and stuff, then I ask her what she's eating and she tells me it's some vegan shit, so I tell her I got some ribs and ask her if she wants to taste some. She will object at first but then I will tell her that my dog who loved ribs has dies and I make up a convincing story while tearing up. She feels embarrassed and accepts one bite. She likes it, I ask her, to taste more and before she knows it, we're eating meat together and having fun. She obviously likes it, the thrill of eating meat with another man while her vegan nutcase husband isn't there but she wants more. We start having an affair together, with her, disguised, we secretely meet up in motels and eat bacon, ribs, chops and all sorts of meat and then we have intense protein fuled sessions of lovemaking, sometimes we do both at the same time and spray ketchup all over our bodies and lick it. All these sessions will be chosen carefully so that they occur at the same time that her cuck vegan sperg husband is in vegan protests with his vegan faggot friends. We'll even collect articles and footage related to joaquin phoenix's vegan adventures and consume them while engaging in pleasures of the flesh and the stomach.