>italians don't fuck up their offensives
>blitzkrieg your way through USSR three weeks earlier, take Stalingrad and oil fields
>hold back weakened bolshevik scourge
>focus on Britain, overwhelm them
>US keeps out of Europe
>checkmate
>chill in new lebensraum
Mein Führer
Sorry user. The Reich wizard was a poor one
>join the west against the communists
>commie ideals are destroyed everywhere
>this means no hippies, no sexual revolution
>life goes on like it should ever go
>HE TURNS HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! A FUCKING PICKLE!
>italians don't fuck up
Of all your points, this oone is the most unrealistic
I always get a special happy feeling imaging the fear and desperation the Nazis must have felt as the Russians inexorably ground them down. Hitler died in a basement like a bitch. Too cowardly to even die fighting
>commie enjoy the thought of hundreds of thusand innoent women and children getting raped by the red army
kys you fucking degenerate
Lol like what the SS and Wehrmacht did on their way into Russia? Turn about is fai play. And the modern German is much heartier thanks to all that Steepe blood that Boris gave them after he killed all the men.
Ironic considering Nazis did the same thing and slaughtered millions of Soviet citizens. Shouldn't have started the fight, cuck
literally none of that would happen