Mein Führer

>italians don't fuck up their offensives
>blitzkrieg your way through USSR three weeks earlier, take Stalingrad and oil fields
>hold back weakened bolshevik scourge
>focus on Britain, overwhelm them
>US keeps out of Europe
>checkmate
>chill in new lebensraum

Sorry user. The Reich wizard was a poor one

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>join the west against the communists
>commie ideals are destroyed everywhere
>this means no hippies, no sexual revolution
>life goes on like it should ever go

>HE TURNS HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! A FUCKING PICKLE!

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>italians don't fuck up
Of all your points, this oone is the most unrealistic

I always get a special happy feeling imaging the fear and desperation the Nazis must have felt as the Russians inexorably ground them down. Hitler died in a basement like a bitch. Too cowardly to even die fighting

>commie enjoy the thought of hundreds of thusand innoent women and children getting raped by the red army
kys you fucking degenerate

Lol like what the SS and Wehrmacht did on their way into Russia? Turn about is fai play. And the modern German is much heartier thanks to all that Steepe blood that Boris gave them after he killed all the men.

Ironic considering Nazis did the same thing and slaughtered millions of Soviet citizens. Shouldn't have started the fight, cuck

literally none of that would happen

The life of a Russian isn't worth anything, though.

Don't complain about German women getting fucked

Those Russians did so much fucking with German women it changed the bloodline forever

>Ironic considering Nazis did the same thing and slaughtered millions of Soviet citizens
[citation needed]
As I said, leftists are psycho degenerates. Fucking kys

true, but it did take the entire world to beat them and the details of how it started and hitlers ideas are kept vague and simple in textbooks so no one reads too far into it, victors write history

>yeah bro why didnt they just do all this stuff that they couldn't do

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It did not take the entire world to beat them . The Russians had them in 1943, the US and Britain barely contributed

There is a way
>take caucasus first
>take moscow second
This gives them a higher chance of winning instead of bumrushing moscow

> Citation needed on German war crimes during the invasion of Russia
It's odd how a bunch of peasents who had undergo a massive famine would rise up in partisan warfare against the Nazis. It's almost like the Russians treated them better. Also didn't Hitler wrote a book calling for the creation of Lebensraum in the east via the eradication of Slavs? Why yes he did.

Tired of this meme, yes Russia shed a lot of blood, but the US and Britain had way more theatres to deal with and Britain had to 1V2 Germany and Italy after France caved in.

>US keeps out of Europe
Now if only they didn't shackle themselves to an ally whose Naval Command were CONVINCED that the true battle to decide the destiny with their nation was a war with the US, meanwhile said nation's Army was convinced the big battle would be with communism (which in fairness is true because they had been fighting in China for the past 11 years)

>As I said, leftists are psycho degenerates. Fucking kys

>Ha, theze guys are subhuman, let's eradicate them and rape their women
>NO NO NOOOOO MUH DRESDERINO MUH RED AEMY RAPEA NOOOIIIOOOOOUHH

LMAO

So what's his masterplan to invade Iberia? He'd just get stuck in the Pyrenees and die.

But Spain was nationalistic, why would he invade?

> Freeze to death in the open

Butthurt much?

Secure Gibraltar, cutting off reinforcement and oil to and North Africa

Italy fucking up delayed the Russian invasion. I would add nit declaring war on America and continuing to bomb RAF airfields instead of cities. That was breaking Britain, but the switch to civilian targets only hurt Germany

Again, why would they need to invade if Franco could just cave in to their demands? If the other fronts are dealt with there is no reason for him to not side with the axis

Not as butthurt as those German fraus were in 1945

Not him but Hitler and Franco hated each other, and after a single dinner together Franco never wanted to be in the same room with him again. Reason being Franco came from the upper class, he was a rich boy who valued culture and proper ettiquite, the kind of person who insists that soup is eaten with specifically the 3rd spoon to the left. Hitler however, came from a fairly low-class background. He was infamous for being a messy eater. And apparently when they met for dinner, Hitler was such a pig when chowing down that Franco was utterly disgusted by him.

Based hitler, franco sounds like an uptight bitch

>the chad hitler vs the virgin franco

Because Franco knew Hitler didn't have a prayer. Why would Franco join a war h thought would be lost? He knew no European power could match the sheer output of Russia let alone America

>*sigh* Somehow the Red Amy followed us back

>Because Franco knew Hitler didn't have a prayer. Why would Franco join a war h thought would be lost?
Not him but in fairness the reason Franco didn't get involved had nothing to do with that, it's because for one Spain was still recovering from their civil war, but more importantly Franco had no desire to get involved in conquering, he just wanted to win his war and he did.

Russians got big money and gear from america

Not really, your kind lost in the end.

> Franco caves in to demands
> Salazar doesn't because he knows Portugal is doomed if the allies need to invade Iberia
> suddenly you're asking Franco to go get bogged down in northern Portugal for no gain of his
> he tells you to fuck off instead, joins allies, now you have the peninsula against you

also franco was appalled that there was virtually no cooperation between hitler and mussolini and refused to ally with such unpredictable leaders

>people to this day stil argue in favor of the communists or the fascists in WW2, even people that aren't from those countries and thus don't really have a personal stake in the legacy of it
>fucking nobody argues Imperial Japan was in the right outside of specifically Japanese ultranationalists, never a foreigner
Man, Japan fucked up bad

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>[citation needed]
Quarter of the population of Belarus wiped out during the occupation years, 200 of 270+ towns and cities destroyed, thousands of small settlements destroyed.

That's just Belarus, not including other Soviet republics. It's no surprise Belarus had such high partisan activity.

Franco was an uptight bitch and he utterly failed Spain.

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>Dude they would totally win if they did everything differently
Same could be said about every loser in history

Well last I checked, he got to stay in power until the 1970s so he made the right choice. Mussolini probably would've too if all he invaded was Ethiopia then stopped

the UK and France were trying to get Mussolini on their side for the longest time it was until France was collapsing that Mussolini decided he had to get in on the Axis train even though Italy needed like two more years to be ready for war. If france held I wouldn't be surprised if he stabbed Hitler in the back

Will we ever be able to make memes about Hitler again? I want to go back, to a time when Yas Forums wasn't political and Hitler was an inside joke.

Italy got humiliated by the Ethiopians. No amount of time would prepare Italy for war. The axis was a joke

What's there to argue in favor of? The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere was nakedly just "we want to kick out the western imperialists in Asia so that WE can be the imperialists" and only the delusional in the Japanese government bought into the propaganda of it. The war in China was entirely over having more resources...so that they could keep the war in China going.

There's also the fact that Italian fascism had a lot of different goals from German fascism. I mean it wasn't even antisemitic in nature, the Fascist Party was filled to the brim with Jews who were card-carrying fascists (including his biographer who was also his mistress) before Germany pressured him into pushing out the racial laws.

>including his biographer who was also his mistress
Italian politicians, every fucking time. They can't NOT have a public mistress

>No amount of time would prepare Italy for war.
Someone post the comic

Hitler could have not spared so many English battalions all the time, could have helped

The racial laws and deportation of jews came about when Germany occupied the north and Mussolini just wanted to resign and was a puppet after the king waited till the last second to swap sides leaving the armies in confusion.
Ultimately Italo Balbo was right they should have sided with the UK "You will all wind up shining the shoes of the Germans!"

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