/hmmm/ Dark Crystal

Friday the 13th edition!

Last thread of the week, so make it a good one.

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dont tell me what to do

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>tfw let the last thread die
Sorry, I was watching Sahnic kino and eating cakes with a friend.

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Nice pic

it was close to bump limit anyway.

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Damn those movie skeks had filthy clothes

Nah it wasn't your fault, I shouldn't have slept at 3 in the morning lol.

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Reminder that the picture records have been delayed I'm pretty sure a couple anons here said they were getting them

first the art book, then the Weta pendants, now this. This property is cursed.

Being a Dark Crystal fan is definitely an exercise in patience

I spoke to my friend who studies film and new media, and she thinks that Netflix is trying to see where the market is going right now, and will probably make a decision about renewal before the summer. Apparently they consider renewal of shows in batches, and the next batch is considered pre-summer. I don't know how true this is, but thought I'd share it.

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Now tell her to study something that isn't completely useless

dubs of hard truth

>make a decision about renewal before the summer
Christ, haven't we waited enough? Back in October someone supposedly in the know said they were waiting until after the holidays to make a decision. What's next, they'll decide after next Christmas? The next turn of the century? Fuck

She has a PhD and then left academia to make big money. She's fine.

Nah, it's my fault for sleeping in. I would have posted something if I decided to get up instead.
>If every SkekSis had a cult which would be the most powerful, or the largest?
For the first, So easily, seeing that he is top dog of all the Skeksis, everyone want to win his favour. For the second, maybe Ekt. She seems like a Skeksis that would allow anyone in as long as they worship her as the queen she is.
>How would each be in general?
Each of them like being a mixed between a personal fanclub and a personal militia/servants that would do their respective Skeksis bidding

So's would definitely by the largest and most important. Other than that, worshippers would probably be drawn to the skeksis whose job is closest to their own job/interest. I assume the cult would revolve around that too, but all versions of the cult involved blind devotion.

i was awake the whole time and watched it die

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The Cult of SkekZok: come for the religion, stay for the orgies

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>Tek's worshippers are all kissless nerdlings.

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not when I kiss Tek we're not

>So's would definitely by the largest and most important.
So, and in turn his cult would be too exclusive to allow anyone in. Everyone already kneels to him as the Emperor but to get into his cult offers them to be noticed by the Emperor. Of course, So is known to be very finical with his favour.
>Other than that, worshippers would probably be drawn to the skeksis whose job is closest to their own job/interest. I assume the cult would revolve around that too, but all versions of the cult involved blind devotion.
Couldn't say it better myself.
SkekZok orgies are to die for. And some certainly do.
Sil is certainly one to stab a thread, just to see it die

>SkekZok orgies are to die for
Hey, that's perfect: when they need virgins to sacrifice, they just visit Tek's cult

>other cults keep poaching Tek's worshippers
Poor woobie

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Ayuk's cult would probably be the most fun. Eat and drink and be merry, all day erryday

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I can see that and they could be his cooking assistants too

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do you think skekMal and Grievous would be friends?

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Sure why not, they're both jobbers

Mal isn't a jobber, he was literally killed by God.

By the looks of that, Ayuk has an appetite for something else. Why when he has the most beautiful Skeksis in his arms I don't know.
Clearly he died on purpose so he can take the fight to Him.

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>Clearly he died on purpose so he can take the fight to Him.
>Him

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>The gelfling know

I don't get the last panel

she's peacing the fuck out with magic bullshit

It's based on a scene from the Simpsons where Leonard Nimoy teleports out

Thanks!

She ain't God. She just the thicc embodiment of Thra.

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They're best friends.

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rippin shit up in the afterlife.

god i want more Mal content so bad. a comic, anything

I remember that people here was waiting for a fanmade Mal comic since it looked great only to be disappointed by the inclusion of a skeksis oc

Aughra got dat waggon doe

Yeah it turned out to be kinda lame unfortunately. I'd take the shitty art of the official comics as long as it's about my boy.

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Yeah, podling language is the worst.

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Crooked beak

You have a crooked beak

Preview for comic #7 is out

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Barf looking like a waif in distress there.

They're gonna kill a poor cow? Geez.

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So now a gelf assassin wants to kill Barf? Where is this story even going?

I'm really confused by the cow...it can't be the monster, because it's not big enough and the feet don't match the footprints here

Is that the cunt from Labyrinth

Maybe they're just hunting. Yak for dinner, yum

A gelf assassin with a bright green mask. Clearly ninja skills are in their infancy on Thra.

They can't even do that right....gelflinf really are hopeless.

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God the lighting in this show was so fucking good. How can CGI even compete?