Based boss dabbing on an incel
It's my birthday today
Jonathan Wilson
Brayden Martin
>modern day aristocratic surrealist
what did he mean by this?
Luke Harris
ah-bloo-bloo
Ayden Butler
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAN COUNTER!
Benjamin Robinson
happy birthday, user.
have some dubs.
Carson Garcia
Why do you even let your work do birthday stuff for you? It's shameful
Jonathan Cox
uhhh he's a human being? This makes you feel valued.
Don't even want to know what shithole you come from
Dominic Johnson
Count yourself lucky, OP.
The insincere forced camaraderie of an office birthday party is truly cringe, and being the subject of such a party is a fate worse than ten thousand deaths by torture.
Wyatt Young
Ah yes the illusion of value.
Upstate NY lol. Don't worry, my employers have a secretary send a card every year addressed to my legal name instead of my preferred name.
My boss handed it to me without any fanfare, this was the week it happened, and so the day came and went without any fuss.
I also tell my family not to bother doing anything for mine. I prefer to rest and relax
Elijah Davis
I literally actively avoid people I know on my birthday and make sure as less people as possible know about it, be it at work or anywhere else.
Just leave me alone