Any kinos about standing up to wipe?

Goddamn you nasty

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

We did not know any other way
Forgive us

Kind of a mid stand, mid sit. Can you actually wipe with your cheeks on the bowl? I don't like my hand entering the inner bowl area.

I alternate. Seems to clean better.
Just don't go too far forward.

Toilet

same but i only realized the right way when watching nocturnal animals

Rolling for 6

Imagine showering 5 times a day, you'd be more soap than man

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