Is there an actor alive manly enough to play Conan?

>called Von Moger
>mogs you
Poetry

You cannot have some kiwi samoan shitter play Conan.

who will play the part of the queen then. should be regal but fierce, and puffy.
I suppose a ballet school could be raided for extras.

we use CGI to recreate Emma Watson during her Harry Potter age

Ellen Page during her Trailer Park Boys run.

She would be the warrior queen girl, just sandals, jewellery, and sword

sandals? you would hide her feet?
she.must walk the earth bare.of foot, and perhaps covered in oil.
Hermione and Ellen Page as handmaidens to the queen. but who as the queen.
who deserves to be the queen.
note that there will be a villain too, played by a 12 year old girl, who will cast a spell on Conan so that he forces himself on his own daughter to her initial protestations, and then comes out of it several days later to go back to punish the enchantress.

>You cannot have some kiwi samoan shitter play Conan.
Why not? Technically it's the best casting since mamoan is mixed looking enough where it can be from some mysterious unworldly background, or he just has black hair like the comic.

Even worse for the female cast.

representation matters
Conan should be played by a true atlantian