Is there an actor alive manly enough to play Conan?

>to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women

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>Arnold's too old
Arnold is perfect as Conan, king of Aquilonia, who rides into battle one last time and never returns, leaving his daughter to take the crown in his stead. She soon learns that her father is captured and alive, and goes on an adventure to rescue him. She eventually succeeds, and Conan leaves her as the queen of Aquilonia, himself leaving north, to spend his last days in his homeland of Cimmeria.

rodriguez wanted to go full CGI when he was attached to the conan reboot. still seems like the best idea.

no one. conan would be unfilmable these days anyway, you'd get some harpie getting its femcel claws into it. just look at the comics

>queen
and she'll look like a stick

This. Also Arnold was the perfect Conan, not just in his physique but his character. He had great charisma on the screen, even if his acting wasn't great.

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Maybe not a bad idea. Beowulf was good.

it would.be awful.
for us, there is no king conan, only the chill wind before the shit soulless reboot.

Florian Munteanu

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Look to foreign actors. You might find your answer there.

Oh wait, there was that short film about a gigantic muscle Chad who was also very timid, and was always guilt tripped by his selfish mother into spending more time with her.

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Joe Manganiello

Henry Cavill is 6’ 1’’

Movie is Teddy Bear.
Actor and bodybuilder Kim Kold.

>Conan confronts Kul
>'tell me, barbarian, did you solve the riddle of steel?'
>Conan takes his blade and cuts of his own balls
>'gender is a social construct and patriarchy is evil'
>crowed cheers
>'Conan is my slave name. Im Canyan now'
>Kul falls on his knees
>'you are right. I was wring, wroom wroom'
>credits roll

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He had a bit of a potatoe face, but I always thought this was a good casting for Conan. Good height, legs and frame.

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Who would you want to see direct a new Conan film? for me it would probably be S.Craig Zahler.

Psycho by Alfred Hitchcock?

i feel like he might present it too dry, conan's brutal sure but he';s still grandiose. i can't think of a better person though

Only good Conan I've seen that wasn't Arnold.

the special website where manlets spend 12 hours a day trying to find inaccurate 'evidence' about the heights of people.who are hugely successful and never waste a second's thought about any of those retards says that he is 5'8 because henry cavill is in a photo with danny devito who is 6'12 and devito is clearly taller than him even when cavill is sitting down which proves my point you can tell.

Only if, true to Howards vision, she is naked the whole time

a non jew. non jew composer. non jew actors. non jew script. non jew everything.

this. and she should be 12 in the film, and prone to spreading her legs when she sits in the throne.

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user answered it. It was Teddy Bear. Actor Kim Kold

Cavill is way too soft in the face

could have played thanos easily. but too much of a retard face for Conan
he looks like a business fag who hired a personal trainer 24 hours a day because he thought that by gaining size he would intimidate his rivals in the board room

Chris Hemsworth?

momoa did the movie too early into his career imo
he'd be better if they tried again now

I digress to disagree. pretty sure it was psycho
it was a film by Alfred hitchcock

yes. they should keep trying with momomo, and make the rest of the cast extremely young girls that are all baked and naked and being rubbed by momomo

Cast it!

the C in Conan stands for cunny

Fuck the actor, you need Stone to write it and Milius to direct it and then it doesn't fucking matter if you get Laurence Olivier on steroids or a pumper bro that only played a tree in a pre school play

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>called Von Moger
>mogs you
Poetry

You cannot have some kiwi samoan shitter play Conan.

who will play the part of the queen then. should be regal but fierce, and puffy.
I suppose a ballet school could be raided for extras.

we use CGI to recreate Emma Watson during her Harry Potter age

Ellen Page during her Trailer Park Boys run.

She would be the warrior queen girl, just sandals, jewellery, and sword

sandals? you would hide her feet?
she.must walk the earth bare.of foot, and perhaps covered in oil.
Hermione and Ellen Page as handmaidens to the queen. but who as the queen.
who deserves to be the queen.
note that there will be a villain too, played by a 12 year old girl, who will cast a spell on Conan so that he forces himself on his own daughter to her initial protestations, and then comes out of it several days later to go back to punish the enchantress.

>You cannot have some kiwi samoan shitter play Conan.
Why not? Technically it's the best casting since mamoan is mixed looking enough where it can be from some mysterious unworldly background, or he just has black hair like the comic.

Even worse for the female cast.

representation matters
Conan should be played by a true atlantian

Because it would be the equivalent of having Bond played by a black woman.

those things aren't even comparable.

momomo is the only choice, given the rest of the cast will be 9-12 year girls.
Conan the Chest Rubber
Conan the Behind Clutcher
Conan the Fingerslipper

I liked Jason Momoa as Conan, he was good enough.

Arnold Swartzenneger was clearly an Aesir, not a Cimmerian

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He could do it

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user, Conan is an evolved savage man ape. That's what Cimmerians are, they're Atlantians who devolved into tribal ape-men after Atlantis sank and over time became human again.

Yes they are. Both wouldn't make sense.

You couldn't possibly have your Conan lore more wrong, even if you tried.