Why do horse movies always suck?

>tfw you will never be ridden hard and put away wet

oh shit. i though it was the "Alatriste" movie because it had Viggo in it. nevermind.
youtube.com/watch?v=lDS09DDpY14

God damn that's a good movie. In fact, you know what, I'm gonna go watch it again now.

Woah! Kino alert, coming through!

>sword and dagger
cringe as fuck

Based

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Normal words but horse guy

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