>involuntary
>celibate
what the fuck?? holy shit is this real? Like, celibate as in they don't have sex, and involuntary as in...holy shit bro you're making this up, right? this isn't like a real thing that actually exists in our current reality at this moment. no way. just the thought is so depressing that it makes me want to kill myself dude. Like I'm not joking dude I don't joke about suicide, but the thought of not being able to have sex... I mean what could even prevent someone from having sex? Like...*did their dick fall off or something*? haha I don't mean to be gross dude I just really can't wrap my head around this. Like. No sex. Not ever. Haha. I mean. Damn... That's a crazy concept. You've got a wild imagination bro. That's why you're my homie. Just imagine that though... Imagine that...
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...
City slickers have never recovered from this copypasta.
I hang exclusively with such phenotypes, on purpose no less. Knowing the prospect that at least one person will be mad makes it worth it.
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all I see is emo tears
Nobody under 40 remembers arcades
>what the fuck?? holy shit is this real? Like, celibate as in they don't have sex, and involuntary as in...holy shit bro you're making this up, right? this isn't like a real thing that actually exists in our current reality at this moment. no way. just the thought is so depressing that it makes me want to kill myself dude. Like I'm not joking dude I don't joke about suicide, but the thought of not being able to have sex... I mean what could even prevent someone from having sex? Like...*did their dick fall off or something*? haha I don't mean to be gross dude I just really can't wrap my head around this. Like. No sex. Not ever. Haha. I mean. Damn... That's a crazy concept. You've got a wild imagination bro. That's why you're my homie. Just imagine that though... Imagine that...
DUDE I just love the doom and gloom of my mother's house it's so LIFELESS makes me feel like I'm in one of my favourite kinos like Blade Runner 2049 or Drive, You should defo Skype me juat don't tell your parents, you'll see my plain white walls with no Photos, pictures or paintings or any memorabilia to show the person who lived here lived a worthwhile life full of memories...anyway we can drink sum monsters energy Zero to make our hearts beat fast to remind us were actually alive as we sit here and watch some classic WebMs that i musta watched like 1000 times the past few years and mayb- AHH MY CHEST AHHH AHH FUCK MY HEART NOOO NO AHHH IM HAVIN A HEART ATTA- AHHHH I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE TIME ON COMPUTER SHITPOSTIN AHHH AHHGGG GAHHA NOOO DON'T PHONE AN AMBULANCE THEY'LL KNOW ABOUT THE- JUST LET ME DIE AND LAY BACK LIKE RYAN GOSLING IN BLADE RUNNER IT WILL BE KINO AHHA AGGHA PLAY. ALEXA PLAY REAL HUMAN BEAIN
All of this but without a hint of irony