Didn't laugh once

Not in standup.

that's so creepy and pathetic. You can get a dominatrix to shit directly into your mouth for $400, why on earth would you pay some woman to put her shit in a ziplock bag and mail it to you instead?

Where else then

Yep, thanks friend
Arthur Schopenhauer, On Women.

In sitcoms and sketch shows women can make jokes that aren't
>muh pussy

So it's not their own material

because they have male writers dumbass

Tiny Fey writes her own material.
Retards.

>Women have no biological nor social incentive to be funny.
This. Men work on being funny. They consciously work on thinking of clever or amusing comments to post on Facebook, or a witty pick-up line to send a girl on Tinder. Comedy is something that a lot of men use to gain social acceptance, especially from women. But women are already socially accepted and can already get a date whenever they want, so there's no need for anything else.
Even the women who might be naturally funny never put any work into perfecting their craft. Male stand-up comedians don't just walk on stage and be funny, they spend years fine-tuning jokes and gauging audiences to figure out which jokes land and which don't. Women don't need to do that. At best, the funniest women are on par with funny 16-year-old boys: They might have some raw potential but they haven't really figured it out yet.

Maria Bamford.