Who actually washes their hands after a piss anyway? If you didnt touch your dong then you aight

The penis is literally the cleanest part of your body, it’s tucked away in your underwear or at least pants all day.

You should actually wash your hands BEFORE you take a piss to protect your little feller from all the germs and bacteria. And you shouldn’t need to wash your hands after unless you somehow pissed on them.

LMAO he didn't wash his hands HAHA

American "comedy"

Funny because Seinfeld would have had to use the same doorknob he used to get out so technically he touched that guys dick

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>washing your hands before
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piss is more antiseptic than the surface of your penis: it's literally been through your circulatory system for fuck's sake.

Also it’s an Italian restaurant so the kitchen is crawling in cockroaches anyway, a few human pubes should be the least of his worries.

>he doesn't wipe his dick after pissing

disgusting

so basically he held poppy's dick directly in his hand, cradled his balls and gave him a handjob is what you're saying