Ask a bored soldier anything

ask a bored soldier anything

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why arent you playing mobile game with your roommate?

have you ever fucked other soldiers?

He's the incel of the squad

why do you have a chub?

How up you train for jump?

because they are playing a stupid tennis game while I am enjoying some fine tasty coffee

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I am sadly just a simple infantry man in an infantry battalion (not motorized) so we don't train for that.
well my specialization is machine gunner

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this is enough.

did you do the conscription in your country? or did you avoid it?

would you die for Israel?

no, I would only die for one nation(not lithuania)

You don't have windows?

how much of your life is spent waiting?

don't leave us in suspense, user!

How tall are you?

Are Lithuanian girls cute

How many Russians have you killed?

reminder that you train to defend against and now you have a casual talk with him

Is that one of the KSP58s we donated to you?

I think that conscription is form of slavery, so i omit it from my planets.

right now because of the corona virus about 60-70 percent
before that it was about 10 percent. Not including sleep time of course. We used to do a lot of training during the day
we do everyone is just resting in their beds( fun fact we aren't allowed to do that before bed time or on special occasions) if someone with a higher rank than ours walks in and finds us like this we are fucked
6'1
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yes lol, I have to carry that shit all day long.
I want to know if they are as badly trained as we are

> fire alarm
> clean walls
> pillows
Your barrack seems way better than the ones I have back home.
This kind of basic stuff makes me realize how fucking badely in shape my home country's army is (France)

Why did you join the army

I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon
she weights 11.79 kilograms and fires 30 cent cartridges at one thousand rounds per minute
it costs 60 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

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>I want to know if they are as badly trained as we are
all conscripts are, you are just there as cannon fodder

what a chad. Ubercharge when?

how do you relieve your sexual desire in a camp full of men?

What weapons you make go pew pew?

E E E E E E

this one goes bam bam bam bam bam
we have "soldiers"(females)

they don't last very long

it takes one round from a sniper in less than five minutes

Sad! many such cases

Dam, 60 bucks. That is the cost of a good vidya.

Blowjobs, How m any?