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poo

the zoomer fish

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Hip to waist ratio is EVERYTHING

Good

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Disgustingly early you cum sock.

imagine how hairy all the fanners across the uk are getting in lockdown

wahey

Post cum blues are real

R

youtube.com/watch?v=b9xQ8YW4uyI

Imagine is all you're going to do.

lads...

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Don't want to

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look at those massive jewish milkers

be honest
are you fat?

the covid survival pack ?

Heard a northern accent on tele last week, I'm still upset

Taking a mean diarrhea shit while thinking about england being the bad guys in ac valhalla

love perusing "sexworker" twitter
like these women have boyfriends
and they're fine with their girlfriends having onlyfans pages
fuck sakes

yeah but i live with my rents atm and im back to work on monday so very little scope for getting zonked

post andy

100kg 6'2. Quite fat but also a unit. If you're a fat manlet there's no hope for you

>yeah but i live with my rents
well there's a surprise.

whooooooooor wish I could get me mits on that

So Mother's Day is coming up & Father's Day after that. So this is just a reminder that if they (or any family) are abusive... You don't need em.

Last thing mom said to me was she hoped I died & dad said "you're not my son anymore."

And I've been PLENTY successful without them.

Have lost an insane amount of weight since living here and I wasn't exactly a big guy for you before I'm literally down to the last loop on my belt. Finally understand why the Japs aren't fat it's literally impossible to buy anything in portions large enough to get fat

Want Andy Samberg to bum me

insecure child

sure you have bud

Stale pasta is stale.

>be USA
>18% of the labor force unemployed

oh my days

shut the fuck up you cultureless fairy

post some lad x

>So Mother's Day is coming up
foy

no it's just degenerate reckless and careless

i live on my own usually just wanted to be in the countryside for the lockdown
im sure you didnt mean it but that came across a bit rude by the way

>flag
Chuckling lad.

Need to sniff Andy Samberg's farts

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have any of you lads ever had a massage?

Aren't they all getting Trumpbux now?

look mate im pissed i can't sell arsehole pics too but thats just the way of the world
dont let it get you down

just farted and it sinks

only from my mum

Why do you think kikes have made northern an midul accents the defacto accent in advertising? It used to be southern until the 00s.
I very rarely if ever hear a West Country accent in ads except when it's being used ironically or for somerset cider.

not what I'm getting at

Alri Andy Samberg

Morning to ya, Yank lap dogs.

I just remembered that Ubisoft are working on another Watch Dogs game that's meant to depict the UK as a fascist dystopia after Brexit

ahaha lads just thought of this - you know that scene in dark knight where cia asks bane if he takes the mask off would he die
well you could make a joke like that about the coronavirus

only from this lads mum

Norf came. Norf saw. Norf conquered. Simple as.

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Is literally everything you don't personally like a Jewish conspiracy?

at what weight am i fat

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>da jooz!!

Only from my best mate. He used to like having his back scratched and stuff so we did a fair amount of homo erotic stuff at sleep overs.

that was a one time payment to everyone making under $75k, employed or not
they also added more money to regular unemployment checks, as seen here

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i know you're not getting any but you just gotta live and let live

>Taking a mean diarrhea shit
ooft
I'm jelly mate

Gf is on the blob lads, just me and the hand this week

>i live on my own usually

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ever progress to wanking or stuff like that?

can you post the Payment Id?

thanks

my gf used to give me full nude massages back in china. she'd drench herself in lube and then sit on my back with her boobs pressed against me and rub her body back and forth :3

be honest
are you a lard?

Bit of a noncey post that you know the one

fucks sake lads
just made dinner, sat down on my bed to eat it and this happens

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didn’t get trump bucks as I’m on a visa
sucks tbqh lads

They're in control and always one step ahead so yes

no...

really dont understand what you're getting at here

got one in thailand off of a lady excon, was mint

OW DID DTHU CUERREH GET FRUM YER PLAEEHT TO YER MOUF?

123456

Imagine having your sex life dictated by some cunt's menstrual cycle

dont eat in bed mate
bed is for sleeping (and shagging i am told)

waifuised the toilfu

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tried a huel today and it was the most vile slop i have ever ingested in my life. anybody who likes it is a mentally ill bugman freak.

taste is subjective mate you can't make assumptions like that

anyone have that picture of soph

At least it matches his skin

>tried a huel today
Why?

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mate of mine eats that shit because "muh allergies" mean he can't eat normal food or something
reckon he just needs a slap

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Tried a Huey Lewis and the News today. Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

well if I really wanted I could drag her to the bed and fuck her right now but it will make a mess of the sheets
been shagging a few times a day for weeks anyway, I need a rest tbqh

Always associate the south east accent with virgin freaks. You know when you hear a northern accent he's a top shagger

Howling

reading the quran lads

do not want

isnt it strictly for body builders

Strictly for people with small dicks.

Ugly fringed shitskin

He wanked off in front of me once. We also touched each others genitals numerous times but it was never in a really sexual way or anything. Just a bit of mildly gay craic.
He was a really good mate.

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is it haram to spunk over the quran?

if you care about accents at all have a word with yourself and come back later

seems ready to publish

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heard it's good for losing weight

sounds like a runtoid freak

Why not have several women on the go instead?

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you've qatar be kidding me!

the only argument for ending the season prematurely is that you hate liverpool
which, fine i guess, but at least admit it

bent cunt

you choc-ice be kidding me

>HVM
Do I even want to know?

arrest all women

high value man

qatari be kidding me!

don't know how touching each others cock isn't sexual

haha this one works

One's accent is an integral part of one's being.

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wow very original mates

Anyone got that massive list of a girl's perfect man

it's harsher on teams in the relegation zone. winning the title is nice but getting relegated can ruin a club for years.

3 reasons -
1) don’t want some thot giving me a bad flu
2) can cum in this one whenever I want, shagging with a rubber is wank as u well know
3) she’s genuinely cuter than any girl I could get on tinder and all the bars are closed

>no pressure
aka lets me cheat

Honestly thought it was going to be something to do with HIV this is relatively innocuous by comparison.

Love love love accents love all the different ones out there even if they grate more the merrier I say

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I hope 190 shows up soon

I bet Emma Watson does foul smelling farts.

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need that picture of soph . anyone save the images

Suppose he could be a bit gay lads he did ask me to have a threesome with him and his gf.

Imagine liking a man for what career he has rather than solely for his looks and personality
That's why there are so many white women married to paki "businessmen" and bank clerks lmao

t. caravan dwelling adolescent virgin.

>asks for consent

this one always makes me laugh
nothing makes a girl cum faster than being “””forced””” into shagging

Alri

Bit gay. Alright if he's hot, but still a bit gay.

ziggy played qatar aha x

Had a few. Would sometimes fall asleep during them haha.

QATRARE

who

japan be kidding me!