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the mother and the whore

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ah yes
a link

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gchq datamining ploy

Do you mean a band-aid?

What if we were the real virus all along?

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HATE, HATE, HATE how shit our city centres are, London is the only proper city we have everything else is just suburban sprawl.

what are the lasers for?

i like true crime because it often reinforces my hatred and mistrust of police

dire little yankified twat

Why does the voiceover lady in the coronavirus briefing video have a midlands accent?
All you hear in adverts is northern accents these days. I swear there is an anti-southern accent agenda going on

>Assassin's Creed III: American Revolution, Brits are the baddies
I guess this makes sense, Americans are the underdogs in this conflict...
>Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Brits are the baddies
Again, makes sense, they're the imperial power while the pirates are freedom-lovers
>Assassin's Creed Syndicate, Brits are both goodies and baddies
Nice
>Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Vikings pillage and raid and invade native British land, Brits are the baddies
ok what the fuck is this lmao

u iz trolen

want her noods?

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Stop posting utter bollocks, you paki shit

FOY

thoughts on leeks in a lasagne?

Ive lost 220$ today de lads. I hate stocks

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R nhs

Do soy truecrime incuded based shows like true crime and banged up abroad? Even the American murder shows are pretty decent desu

Pretty banging

standard french cope

have you sold?

>all the games are made by french
OH NO NO NO NO NO

No fucking way? True?
I've only heard cunts call em band-aids. Is that an American thing ?

i told myself i wouldnt check until this all blows over
lost about 40 grand i think though

were you the lad that said yesterday that he was up $220

if so haha

>She/her
That appears to me as problematic.

get off your phone

For some reason people have a hardon for vikings. Everytime the vikings get mentioned on reddit everyone says "it was ok they raped and pillaged the uk because they had better hygiene than the dirty brits" (paraphrasing)

Not at all!

No, compared to continental cities our city centres are tiny and shit

"next slide please"

why don't they just give them clickers or a keyboard to hit the space bar on on their podiums for fuck sake they should be able to operate a powerpoint

Why would i sell when im down
I am WAYHEY

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London literally is a sprawl.
Brainliet.

I'm not phoneposting i'm just retarded now answer the question

southerners aren't feeble minded consumer drones and are therefore not worth targeting in adverts

Moni's onlyfans lads, have coomed myself silly to the last few pics she put up

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I'm speaking about city centres, central London is massive.

Northern accents are deemed more trustworthy and honest.

Winners write history...
Cope, rostbeef.

We call them plasters here, always assumed band-aids were like an american brand

just look at those milkers
obscene

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yeah i just cant be fucked talking about post war urban planning for the gazillionth time
lets talk about cake

really very good gimmick

The archetypal Deano is a southerner

On track for Serbia there

I bet they don't have the equivalent of R NHS meme in mainland European countries
What's wrong with our mentality? R NHS HALLELUJAH

oh dear

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The Assassin's Creed:
Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent
Hide in plain sight
Never compromise the Brotherhood
Butcher and rape Saxons in their homeland

Its actually an anti-regional accent movement
They are creating a 'northern' accent in order to obliterate the once 1000s of regional dialects and accents that spanned England
This helps them push the England has no culture/imported culture narrative

the archetypal poopants is your dad lmaooooo

She had a baby didn't she? Filled with milk aren't they ahah

usa be like WOAH

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oh for fucks sake rorke
doesn't it get tiring being so indignant all the time?

They sound horribly crass and awful
Up until 2000 most accents used in advertising were south-eastern

why does she look so different
just tired?

I saw that trailer, I assumed they were going to have a switchable character aspect by playing both rolls but then NO! Fuck Anglos

preggers mate

Watching forrest gump, lil nigga sure loved to run

Ubisoft make dogshit games. Assassins Creed is always fucking awful

Jewish whore

love how they added all settings to to try and scare us in to accepting the lockdown more

'the wall isnt real have sex virgin'

christ almight

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the pirate one was alright

post-preggers

interesting graph.
what are cumulative deaths?

Oh right. I guess it really is a yank inspired word. Over here it's really common for any adhesive bandage to be called a band-aid

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band-Aid

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RP = authoritative and governmental
Northern = sympathetic and friendly
Obviously the trend in advertising has been away from the former.

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what does uk all settings mean

no it wasn't

this lockdown has only strengthened my view that we need an internet license system
so many fucking idiots on here

Band Aid was that thing with Bono wasn't it?

Robert Peston is a subversive jew
Every word he says is carefully chosen to sink decency further into the mud

There's a girl from my school on tinder. She's not particularly peng but she's probably easy and has fat tiddies.

They have about five times our population

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some people can't run the UK on their machines with high graphics and anti-aliasing

dunno

maybe including our collection of random islands around the world

Imagine being a home counties bender who gets upset at accents on tv

thats a man (male)

not just in hoppertals

haha so true

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saved to my anime clown girl collection

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Who's this? Where's Rachel?