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The Yorkshireman edition

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Country has gone to the dogs

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bought my mum a potato peeler and a knife sharpener for her domestic duties today and she didnt even say thank you

WOKE UP TO THE NEWS OF A PROMOTION DE LADS 5% RAISE

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not rape because the literally ask for it. they only say it is when their careers are drying up and their NEED to be in the spotlight gets the better of them

fuck off jordan

thank you, sweetie x

What's the Daily Mail headline for this transformation

so what is that, an extra 35 cents an hour?

pubs only exist in flyover cities in the British isles

books haven't even been dispatched after a week
amazonberg wins again

thinking of trying the butterfield diet

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>Man who wore XXXXXXXL clothes sheds EIGHTEEN STONE after being told he was too fat to work… and is crowned slimmer of the year

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PogChamp

doing the no pants dance

so its the jews?

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noooooooo, not independent thoughts

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clearly bait. However, there is probably a non-insignificant portion of London population (solely foreigners in high-paying jobs) that think this.

A real Londoner would know the city is awash with based historical pubs

Just when you think one man cant get any more based

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shut the fuck up random asshole

NO you're FUCKING NOT
LIAR

Ummmm..sweaty!!!!

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Had a photo like this taken of me when I was 9 or so
To this day my sisters tease me about it

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Bought some gold Britannias and Australian kangaroos recently along with a load of and silver and gold maple leafs
Would like to collect coins from every English nation

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I travel over 100 miles everyday

corrr who knew disabling adblocker could be so based?

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remember when janny deleted /brit/ threads for a week and then gave up like they all do once he realised our true power

>5’8
IT’S OVER

ugly bitch

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fancy a few beers tonight, just one or two

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it's why they have to constantly recruit new jannies

what we playing lately lads?

project winter with the lads

the system

>Police are trying to find a person who dresses as a 17th-century plague doctor on their walks during the coronavirus outbreak.

>Residents in a Norwich suburb have spotted someone strolling around in a long black cloak, hat and pointed beak-like mask over the past few weeks.

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*serditiously google translates janitor into Italian*
bidello! ahah

me? Love checking out the pubs when on vacation on the continent

wow classic

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A lot of mythology that sounds like absolute bollocks will have come from real events with logical explanations that people at the time couldn't explain and have then been Chinese whispered over 1000 years and ended up sounding like complete and utter nonsense.

Most cultures have tales of giant, battles with giants and sometimes interbreeding. These are most likely just homo sapiens encountering other human species like neanderthals who will have been considerably larger than them.Obviously they didn't realise they were a different sub-species of human, they just thought they were big clumsy ugly looking giants.

what law has he broken

Getting sick of emotional blackmail to be honest

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>oh no someone in a costume i must call the police
do brits really

seeing this it's no wonder the neanderthals went goo goo ga ga for them

what has he done wrong?

fuck the bidello

corr nice chebs

playing wow bfa
levelling some alts
yes I hate myself

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xcom 2 currently

China only had six new cases and 0 new deaths in the last 24 hours. They've still not reached 100,000 cases

How the fuck are they doing it?

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bannerlord/valorant

neanderthals were short lols.

the levelling in classic is so boring

nary a boob

How long until people stop listening to the govs advice?

It’s starting to become clear that they aren’t going to change anything until the people lash out.

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going to have 3 HEAVILY buttered crumpets

Gagging for a nice thick penis up my shitter

OOOOHH..DID I MENTION A *NEW* JOB TITLE AS WELL

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lies
simple as

why is the fragrance of a cute girls arsehole so appealing lads?

Av' two words fer' tha: shite!

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they never listened anyway
live next to a public park, people having picnics every day, place is packed

let's keep it clean bud delete your post

Would cough on some little gimp’s face if I had the Fluhan

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Actual quarantine as opposed to lockdown.

have you ever actually sniffed a girls bumhole or smelt the smell that comes out when shes been gaped lol its literally shit

poo smell?
most certainly is NOT appealing

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looks like my ex but without the ducklips and big tits

love the feeling of emptiness you get when you do a massive shit

Go out then. don't need to riot or anything else. if 1% flout the lockdown it's fucked, done.

Just go outside.

gamers are being canceled sweaty delete your post

Zero deaths at all here and no new active cases in ages

sniffed more arseholes than you've had hot dinners mate

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