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/brit/ in real.

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hello fellow redditors!

hardly wanked this 'rona 'demic

Look at those diddies

Alert the Caretaker

Just given the meat and two veg a shave, feel like a new man

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unfortunate fact that yank breweries are some of the best in the world.

Stil, 90% of the beer sold there is still industrial pißwasser

She said she'd be my gf if i lived closer to her

Jesus I’ve been drinking and fishing for 6+ hours so far today

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not a fan of threads without editions. just slack

why the fuck are the french always seething at brits. is it because britain is such a superior nation to france

Always makes me laugh how people think brexit means becoming a US puppet
With the exception of France, all EU countries are vassal states of the USA
Britain has been in the USA sphere of influence since 1945 anyway
Brexit is a step towards national freedom

This is a really weird picture of Sydney, or the buildings on the right, but this looks like it could be taken in the UK.

Very confusing photo. Maybe it's the grey skies too.

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OK, well here a club is loud music and dancing, expensive drinks, focus on dancing and pulling, a bar is cocktails, dressing up to pull, younger people kind of thing, and a pub is a homely family atmosphere, although can still have live music.

the cure for all ailments

Reminder that the fr*nch government committed a terrorist act on new zealand territory

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Newcastle, Home

agreed

Mr Marston

imagine playing with her nipples haha

why the fuck did they sink it

I hope you like reading about pin factories and the benevolence of butchers and bakers lad

a club is focus on music, dancing, pills, smoking area and the odd drink. We need another word for deanoid commercial clubs

hippies were getting in the way of their nuclear tests

dont get it

Good.

mad that a country as big as the US can actually get a relatively simple process like brewing beer right from time to time. still prefer english and belgian ales to any american beer I've had.

a fucking RAMP

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fuck those hippies

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE METAL VESSEL!

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>nooooo they're different because they're british that makes them a special snowflake thing
bars are full of locals in those regions.

Anyway enjoy being closed. We'll have our biergartens open in May.

incels and racists
we’re in good company tonight

to be fair you were both faggots

>Chud is an insult frequently used, by leftists, to deride members of the Alt-right or other right wing groups. The word has been used as a sarcastic derision for decades, but has only attained the political slant fairly recently.

Lads...

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hello :-)

had an itchy willy during the night but it's gone away.

They are different. And it’s solely down to the culture of the people why they’re different.

Based cab calloway on

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My willy was big in the morning but I did a sex wee and it went away

the ramp means they couldn't afford a bigger one

Love LHDs
Hate submarines

she sucks my willy
it's quite delightlful
if i catch you in west gloucestershire
you'll catch the rifle

ffs lad creasing

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I TOLD YOU Asians have the best tits

>talking about "pubs" existing anywhere other that the british isles
ishydigy

how long does it take for your hard willy to deflate after cooming

>they're different because

thinking of watching that hugh jackman musical les misarables

It's for our BMX force

innit lol

leftypol crying and shitting his pants

hate frogposts

asians is too broad a term how should we differentiate them
got a feeling chinkies and poos won't be accepted

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lol

just let them cope. it's all they have

brits left SEETHING and forced to drink at home as American pubs reopen

Why are you acting like a handicap for. Nobody else has pubs outside of Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales. Nobody.

Plenty of pubs in Australia you daft poofter

imagine the aids

>American pubs

only hope in life is to win the euromillions
its unfair that i havent won it yet

the world wants hugh jackman to flex and beat the shit out of people but all hugh wants to do is sing

>nooooooo we're special snowflakes
nope.

relax kid let them settle down

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Wut?

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We're part of the British isles you lug

Ah it's another European "We have pubs too, we just call them bars" episode.

*presses the button that kills all the starving nigger children*

>yanks

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>Well it sounds like a proper great time but that’s also exactly what bars are like here and I thought they were different
no it's different you see these people have british accents

Heading down the pub

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>we
I’m the only traveller here. Keep your autistic hatred of the brits for them you little mong. You still don’t have pubs up or down.

looks incredibly based to me fag

i dont wear poppies because i disagree with sending a generation of white working class lads to a pointless death in the trenches

The main difference is ours will open in May. Yours in 2021.

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wish i could get one of these that looked more authentic like the pic

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based

Me at the pub

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The Brit, having had everything taken from him in the 20th century, has only the pub left as a source of pride -- but said pubs can be found all around the Western world.

good fucking lad

What about lounge bars?

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hmmmm

Because you're a tasteless mong with no appreciation for authenticity. it's basically a disneyland ''''''pub''''''

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£600,000 - bloody hell is all I can say

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hmmmmm

we have a greater proportion of immunity than you
good luck with the second wave

easy now. that mikey guy might call you a handicap personally in a vocaroo

Good post

that's horrible stuff, that soap.

For me, its circa 1880s british marines

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>We've done it, we've turned your penis inside out. You're the gf now

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shut the fuck up dickhead. obviously we don't have those old pubs in this country but we make do with what we have

Midwest is full of pubs (we call them bars, it's the same thing) where locals gather which have been operating since people settled there

There's no difference to what you are describing.

>all those sofas in the kitchen
tacky as fuck

you call that a property? THIS is a property for £600,000

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Clown.

We have a better healthcare system in terms of intensive car beds and valuation of people.

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lol what the fuck is that?

coronavirus looks like one of those k-nex balls that could expand and contract. we had one in the corner of the class for golden time

>small businesses across the country go out of business
>tens of thousands of jobs lost
>international trade drastically reduced
>hundreds of millions of dollars lost
>for a virus that has less than 1% chance of killing you if you're under 60 and aren't a fucking genetic dead end soyboy with a soi immune system


FUCK BOOMERS
THEY SHOULD ALL DIE
SUBHUMAN SCUM

and to top it off china knew about this for weeks before releasing any info so they had extra time to prepare and now their economy is up and running perfectly fine again while most of the rest of the world is fucked and has to buy shit from them now because their the only ones making shit

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ANY FUCKING EASIER FOR CHINA TO TAKE OVER AS THE WORLD SUPERPOWER YOU FUCKING BOOMER SCUM CUNTS

Corrrr inagine the museums you could visit with this bad boy

>On November 5, 2001, Muller was about to leave on a week-long motorcycle trip with a close relative when his wife Erika surprised him with the news that she was expecting their second child. After celebrating, Muller left on the trip. Two hours into the trip, he lost control of his motorcycle on the freeway when he accidentally clipped a construction barrel and was sent skidding into a median barrier at about 65 miles per hour. Muller was thrown from the bike landing on his head on the concrete. He sustained multiple fractures, lacerations, and abrasions, and was taken to Antelope Valley Hospital Medical Center in Lancaster, California, and went into cardiac arrest three times. He also suffered severe head trauma, which was subsequently diagnosed as diffuse axonal injury.
A lesson in taking joy in every moment of life lads, never know when you're going to end up a vegetable.

fresh from the streets of sussex they are

calm down pal, just the way it is

this but because i couldnt give a toss about what happened hundreds of years ago

stop posting asian birds pls. i'm trying to get over one

brainless zoomie

imagine the ngubu x ahmed street brawl front seats you could get with this

freshen your drink guvnor

Moni's onlyfans will see you through these dark times lads

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fuck those hippie cunts
>nooooo, you cant use nuclear energy!!!!!
>its such an axtremely efficient method of energy production but still dobt do it!!!!!!

Actually the lower than 1% is for the whole population, both old and young, if it were just the young it would be so insignificant you'd be more likely to die from drowning in your bathtub

you'll still get locked down again when it inevitably returns in a month or so
and again
and again and again until you have immunity
shouldn't take more than a few years

i'm telling you it's just the way it is, don't tell me it's just the way it is, you fucking fuck. fuck off

>every aussie on Yas Forums is dating or dated an asian
island is gonna be full of hapas soon

why can't virgins just accept that they're virgins because they're disgusting, unloveable, horrible people? they always come up with obscure extenuating factors instead

>motorbike
stupid games stupid prizes