waheeeeey edition
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Just texted a girl on instagram that I used to fuck ‘you blocked me on snapchat aha’ and she replied ‘ok’ i really wanna fuck her de lads
>5'8
IT'S OVER
>a bouncing brexit boy
this kid is going to be mercilessly bullied
yeah well it's not happening I reckon
why are n*rdics so weak?
>small businesses across the country go out of business
>tens of thousands of jobs lost
>international trade drastically reduced
>hundreds of millions of dollars lost
>for a virus that has less than 1% chance of killing you if you're under 60 and aren't a fucking genetic dead end soyboy with a soi immune system
FUCK BOOMERS
THEY SHOULD ALL DIE
SUBHUMAN SCUM
and to top it off china knew about this for weeks before releasing any info so they had extra time to prepare and now their economy is up and running perfectly fine again while most of the rest of the world is fucked and has to buy shit from them now because their the only ones making shit
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ANY FUCKING EASIER FOR CHINA TO TAKE OVER AS THE WORLD SUPERPOWER YOU FUCKING BOOMER SCUM CUNTS
by the time he's old enough everyone will have forgotten about brexit
me on the bottom
Good job Chups
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We're doing Iron Man numbers
It really wont but i dont want to blow me cool and seem needy about it but she used to be infatuated with me in high school
thanks for supporting the kiwi comedy industry
lmao
brexit is going to be going on for at least another generation, and then there'll be the push to re-join the eu
for me, it's Cornish nationalism
what should i get from shop....
they dont have this :(
or they might
in a can
but i want more drinks
more..............
information
the information
it's too much
it's.....
TMI
Get fucked
tea
coffee
beer
water
occasionally treating yourself to a brown spirit
all a bloke needs
waheeeey I'm gonna walk on land
for me it’s poo
please, you have to understand, when I overleveraged myself to create a now-flailing airnbnb empire, I was only trying to get rich quick at the expense of everyone around me
Unironically what did he mean by this?
domestic abuse is comedy gold
i like red wine x
it's a reference to a movie called once were warriors where one of the characters beats the piss out of his wife because she won't cook his mate eggs
Demon slayer is the coolest anime I’ve seen since samurai champloo
>it isn't
its from a nz movie where some guy asks his friends wife to cook him some food and she says know so then his mate (the husband) yells that at her and she says no again so then he beats the shit out of her
such is life in New Zealand
hmmmmm
just bought a bunch of milk cos it was 99c a litre
are there any films about polynesians that are happy?
milk goes in tea and coffee :)
Housemate's gf just went up in the bathroom after I did a disgraceful poo and went "Christ!"
Jango Fett was a hard lad
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lol no
Girls love going to the bathroom after someone's done a shit and smelling it. Fuck knows what is wrong with them. Proper dirty bitches.
OI U SED 'APPY BIRFDAY TO CAPTIN TOM YET?
nah mate
2 litres a day cunt
wretched hive of scum and villainy
every movie with maoris in it that I actually enjoyed was kind of dark
Love the word wretched one of my favourite words
>upstairs
you just flexed on 99.9% of NZ
>OW OW OWWW MY LUNGOS!!! MY BREATHY WEATHIES!!!
i hate it
why?
because you like it...
LONDONS FOR THE BOYS
OI NONE OF THAT NOW THEN
Green tea
Water
Occasionally having a beer on social occasions
All ya really need
Feel a bit sick when I read Yank posts in Yank voices
1st floors are overrated tbqh
yet another meme i don't get
what if china knew it was a nothingburger
Can't stand the sight of this post going to hide it
Why did he do it? Until Science comes up with a real answer, this is just another myth.
Alri Hugh you madman
If you call the 2nd floor the '1st floor' then honestly just lob yourself in the bin you goon
1st floor is the ground floor. In a 3 storey house you don't have 4 floors above ground, you have 3