i was going to post this
Avada kedavra
Robert Cook
Luis Perez
Perhaps I'd want that spell used on me too, if I had the misfortune to exist in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Angel Reed
Why would you post that copypasta?
Jaxon Smith
harry potter would be much cooler if there was antifa style wizard hunting anti-magic cult that zealously predates both the antagonist and the protagonist like a magic BLM.
Joseph Phillips
no it wouldn't
Jackson Carter
There is though
Wyatt Morris
I think the muggles had a pretty crazy numbers advantage even before being hunted.
Kayden Howard
>POTTER, IN MY OFFICE, NOW.
>DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T HEAR ABOUT THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS?
>THANKS TO YOU, I'VE GOT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC SO FAR UP MY ASS MY PATRONUS IS NOW A GERBIL!
Michael Butler
>baby magic
Isaiah Morales
He said calmly