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Slags?

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doing a listen to My Nu Leng
they fuckin go off cunt

Rorkes main schtick is that he calls for an Übermensch type society despite being heavily dependent on others e.g
>rorke soiling his Next jeans
>rorkes mum calling him for tea
>rorke scuttling down the stairs
NORF works as a brick layer and has a wife, he just "doesn't like how fast things are changing"

Can't be wasting tissue these days

was in a kid in the 90s
halcyon days. endless summers playing footy with my dad and brother.

fuck off tarquin

Remember when he was on Question Time? What a fucking travesty that was.

Same

LET ME GO BACK

most people go for pints at spoons and then do shots in the club till the early hours
deano does the opposite
jagerbombs at spoons and then pints of guiness or thick ale at like 5am

deano doesn't like cricket but goes round his mate dan's house for the first night of the ashes down under and does an all nighter as per tradition. a sicky the next day is also on the cards

deano is an estate agent and most likely lives in a place ending in -ford within a 50mi radius of london

major deano meccas-

all bar one
david lloyd leisure centre

deano has a weird affinity for the film django unchained that nobody else can quite understand