/brit /

RDR's 'western setting' feels relentlessly like a film set and theres nothing rockstar are capable of of doing about it
Gun actually put you in the wild west
the definition of soul vs soulless

rorke the type of nigga to listen to simply red

Lefty students stay in the UK because they are skint

there's no deny there's 2 distinct types of rorke, norf rorke and virgin rorke, the posh toryboy isn't a rorke, it's just what the virgin rorke sees himself as

mental how northamptonshire is in the midlands but then it isn't really

A Moon Shaped Poo

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jungle, garys, pints and shitty manchester pop bands
SR Novas and Fiesta RS turbos

What is OP talking about?

dont understand how people can wank layed down

dont like in rainbows at all sounds like a B sides compilation. some good songs but not a great album
prefer a moon shaped pool

>reddit.com/user/Jennifercd90/
Cor look at the willard on that

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great

Seriously my teammates are sitting on nearly 400k and we could win the game right now but they wont just fucking deposit their fucking cash YOU FUCKING CUNTS LUKEYPEE AND HAIRY FAIRY

Google Maps

depends on whether you prefer sweaty clammy sheets or a sweaty clammy chair

i'm fairly sure i only wank whilst laid down

Norf isn't rorke, guarantee norf doesn't go on about the Jews and conspiracies

i wank stood up

I wank laying down with a soft blankie

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powerful

The Megatron doesn't say urban free-wheelers. It says... sofa masturbators.

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based

Rorkes holiday destinations of choice, are Rome, Egypt, Athens for sightseeing and Australia to relax and visit family

what did he mean by this

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oh no no no

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>Gun
another game for the backlog
cheers

do you reckon alexandria would be a decent history trip or is it now like an egyptian blackpool

ok computer >>> in rainbows

in rainows have some godly tracks though. but okc is just too good, too rooted in my life as a boy to a man.

kid a > okc=amnesiac > bends > in rainbows = httt > moon shaped pool >>>>> pablo honey and king of limbs

Christy Moore posting

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norf is rorke in the sense that he's not racist, just doesn't like pakis simple as and goes on EDL marches

still a rorke, just a different type of rorke

oops got fuked up. httt > in rainbows

and plenty of rorkes don't go on about jews or conspiracies either. rorke's main schtick is hating pakis and wanting the foreigners out

DEPOSIT YOUR FUCKING CAAAAASSSHHHH

Always wank in my gimp suit via my anus

you can spend 1 (one) night of passion with lucy worsley dressed as any historical figure you like BUT in order to get this privilege, you must first bring mary beard to orgasm with only your tongue

will you do it /brit/?

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let's play together faggot

wrong
rorkes ideal holiday is a shuttlebus to cornwall

Quite frankly scares me to think some of you just simply wank anywhere without enough dignity to even consider where you shoot your spaff

The civilised man wanks laying down with 2 squares of tissue laid on his stomach which he comes on and can quickly dispose of

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think the gf is going to leave me lads

Would you rather spend a year in Burma or Finland?

no, because Lucy Worseley is the definition of a bland 5/10 who probably goes like a broken Rover 25

>turns out....little monkey fella

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Get a ps4

do miss going half-board to cheap spanish resorts with the family as a kid, very good times were had, many nights of heavy petting with some other families daughter occured when they let us have a bit of sangria haha x

slag lad, do you have any more of this one?

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Have shot onto my face laying down before

me but without tissue

'Xplain

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Watching Beat the Chasers

i do have a ps4. i'm online now

have you been neglecting her? what's the issue?

Wales, Scotland and Ireland = soul
England = soulless

No but give me Holly Willougby in roman slave wear and I'll fucking rim John Prescott

lads...

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Housemate has burnt pancakes and the smell has filled the house including my room and I feel sick

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genuinely hate brainlets who think The Bends isn't the finest album

What's leftymong's excuse going to be in 2024 when RNHS wasn't privatized by the conservatives? Will they say it was because of coronavirus but it's definitely going to be privatized this time?

no sorry

call me immature but I can't control where my cum shoots

I work with Proles every day as a tradie. The average working class Brit is fucking retarded, and all they care about is football, beer and shit food. They're literally the Proles that Orwell mentions being ignored by the Big Brother state because they are so worthless and nonthreatening to them.

Just got the link to moni's onlyfans, and that guy is totally right, don't think i'm ever gonna need a porn site again

Holy fucking shit take me back

Hate people like Joey Barton who have the violence of a lower class lout and the values of a middle class soiboi.

What a Chad

leak it here lad

Why is Kate a Duchess but Diana was a Princess?

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Slags?

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doing a listen to My Nu Leng
they fuckin go off cunt

Rorkes main schtick is that he calls for an Übermensch type society despite being heavily dependent on others e.g
>rorke soiling his Next jeans
>rorkes mum calling him for tea
>rorke scuttling down the stairs
NORF works as a brick layer and has a wife, he just "doesn't like how fast things are changing"

Can't be wasting tissue these days

was in a kid in the 90s
halcyon days. endless summers playing footy with my dad and brother.

fuck off tarquin

Remember when he was on Question Time? What a fucking travesty that was.

Same

LET ME GO BACK

most people go for pints at spoons and then do shots in the club till the early hours
deano does the opposite
jagerbombs at spoons and then pints of guiness or thick ale at like 5am

deano doesn't like cricket but goes round his mate dan's house for the first night of the ashes down under and does an all nighter as per tradition. a sicky the next day is also on the cards

deano is an estate agent and most likely lives in a place ending in -ford within a 50mi radius of london

major deano meccas-

all bar one
david lloyd leisure centre

deano has a weird affinity for the film django unchained that nobody else can quite understand

She looks a bit strokey

take your meds leftypol

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...is shagging this annoying little bint supposed to be desirable in this scenario?

dogshit

miss the aesthetic of material things having meaning and character instead of being a virtual commodity