I am confused, anons. Are German and Dutch mutually intelligible or not...

Oh damn, sorry for reddit spacing. Before any of you come around the corner posting wojaks, that was a mistake and not intentional.
Finding a decent video is harder than I thought... I just want a video or an audio that shows High German and Swiss German next to each other. But again, the dialects make the difference. We all speak a different version of German after all.

According to this thread it seems Germans have an easier time understanding Dutch than the opposite

nevermind Huns. everything is alright.

by the way i found video with danish and now i can tell it was mistake to say german and danish sound the same.
german sounds pretty weird for me and danish is completely neutral.