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give all your money to me

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miss getting rowdy at the pub and putting my fist through some 5'5 poofs jaw because he looked at me funny to the sound of his screaming female friends

mad how you can tell someones accent sometimes just by the way they laugh

I got to the pizza cutter part before realising it was ironic.

Bend me over your knee and spank me, just as training yourself for when you have to do it to her haha

I don’t use it enough. And I want to save the money anyway.

just played runescape on my phone

Actually asked the gf if she's got a foot fetish after she put her feet on my face during sex. She said no

such as?