/brit/

what do you guys reckon happened to kenny veach?

If I owned a castle I would invite all of /brit/ to live in it- and I would give all of you keys that would open every single door in the castle apart from one. You would have the freedom to go to every single room in the castle apart from the one forbidden room which you must never enter.

I think this sounds like a fair and reasonable deal.

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got my stimulus check. thanks US government

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done deal.

moustache's are disgusting and girls will run away from you because this is what you look like

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start work again on friday

yeah this

Why is everyone on Yas Forums talking about Ted Kazcynski all of a sudden? I mean, he was always a pretty welcomed dude on Yas Forums, but why is everyone talking about the Unabomber now, in 2019/2020?

on road with the white stuff

who the fuck grates butter

anyone else proper full on absolutely fucking hate yanks

dunno

ive not seen any of this talk you're referring to but maybe netflix have been shilling a docuseries about him

he was right

I wouldn't be able to help it, bros...

heh, back in my day, being a 23 year old meant being a man with real responsibilities. responsibilities including a wife, kids, helping out siblings, working a 9-5 job. real responsibilities
world has gone to the shutters now

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is that room just your room or what

Americans

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Was going to blow mine on a midrange gaming laptop but now I have an unplanned $500 medical bill to pay

>To put Ronaldo’s leap into context, former Basketball star Michael Jordan holds the NBA record for a "vertical reach during a jump from running" at 116.8 centimetres. Ronaldo, according to researchers, was 71 centimetres off the turf when he met the ball. The average jump height of an NBA player is between 60 and 70 centimetres.

What's in the forbidden room? I'd have to know, it'd drive me nuts to the point I'd break in.

suck a fat one you bent cunt

i want to retrain as a linguist studying american dialects

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kazcynski is based

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ngl those backing singers would get it

mumberg won't stop hassling me to become a teacher

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shitters*
god dang autocorrect thingamagic

What shall I do with my savings? All the ISAs and shit are terrible interest. Are stocks and shares ISAs good now since the stock market crashed?

Yeah, I know, but it's not like he suddenly became correct in 2019; he was always based, so why is he only being talked about en masse now?

Ted would probably be overjoyed at the current COVID happenings.

Brother apparently became a hardcore Vegan or so he claims are there any meat related charities I can give money too on his behalf just to annoy him?

Need an Apollo Creed training partner

weed and video games

being a fat cunt was preferential in the past because it was a sign of wealth and having a small penis was seen as more attractive than having a big one in ancient times
that pretty much makes me the perfect human male in peak condition

So dipping biscuits into milk, tea etc isn't an old timey joke?

God I wish I could

how long does my screen have left, bros?

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whats the source of this

I want to save it

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Weed and video games

want to kiss andy samberg simples

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No, you can go in my room if you want. Just not the forbidden room.
You must never enter it.

yes lads

Update your PC

what a lad

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my gf has been developing some masochistic tendencies and habits

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sneed and feedio games

Why a charity?

give all your money to me

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miss getting rowdy at the pub and putting my fist through some 5'5 poofs jaw because he looked at me funny to the sound of his screaming female friends

mad how you can tell someones accent sometimes just by the way they laugh

I got to the pizza cutter part before realising it was ironic.

Bend me over your knee and spank me, just as training yourself for when you have to do it to her haha

I don’t use it enough. And I want to save the money anyway.

just played runescape on my phone

Actually asked the gf if she's got a foot fetish after she put her feet on my face during sex. She said no

such as?

he's had a wank

i once had a wank and accidentally hit the escape key on my white macbook and it was always sticky afterwards with cum, so I sold it to CEX

never buy used laptops or phones lads

His reaction would be funny and I reckon it is all just an act

>5'5
I'M GAY

aschmann.net/AmEng/

daily ritual of yelling at cod

how they didnt blur the doggos face

Invest in tiktok now before Facebook buys it and everybody makes a bundle

sometimes philosophy gains traction long after it's been published
there are some examples im sure but can't remember off the top of my head

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lol
don't ask the missus about fetishes in the conventional sense de lads do
putting her foot on your face might be a fun dirty thing for her but she absolutely won't correlate that with a foot fetish

>tfw GenAm master race

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microplaning garlic is legit

based

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just donated to the carnivore charity

For me, it's the Wisconsinite

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>prediction?

PAIN

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>entire section dedicated to new orleans
based

Yea but surely there's more direct and in-your-face ways to spite him than donating to a charity wtf

absolute lad

and then goes to the news
did not happen

just want my dogs back desmond

china lied
people died

I thought only russians did this

>pack your bags, love! I've won the lottery! pack your suitcase and get ready
>oh should I pack light, heavy? Are we going somewhere hot?
>I don't care, just pack 'em and fuck off

mental how immediately repulsed i am by seeing it being motivated by vanity rather than lust with the whole cam preparation part
need the illusion of romance simple as

anyone else accepted they'll die a virgin?
23, kissless, never been on a date, never held hands with a girl, so i don't ever see it happening really

so hungry
so hungrone

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I’m here to give you yellow fever

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wish a girl would kiss me

lower class mexican town