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>dad walks in

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she saw my subscription to moni's onlyfans

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just find a tiny girl to put that in

NOOOOO I WANT IT TO BE FRIDAY AGAIN

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can already tell i put too much ginger in my curry

VERY Sagittarian response, I suspect this isn't the first relationship you've shattered in one snarky outburst.

the only girls small enough for my dick will get me on the ol’ registry if I fuck them

Mum just had a go at me for watching YouTube videos that have swears in them. I’m 25.

girls don't know the di-
*measures 4 1/2 inches on my hand*
deary me...