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not really

Never once played any MGS game

>you mean latin or greek

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>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my hair… and my scalp. The beauty I’ve lost… the hope I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"

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THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!

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i was on the 'chon once and some bloke was going on about how paedophilia is completely natural and it's guys who are only attracted to adult women who are the actual degenerates
i think it was emmett

just using your own brainlet logic against you. seems it touched a nerve too lol

>wake up
>see this
Wat do?

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the australian pony express

>7 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long, long time ago

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>5’8
IT’S OVER

Reviving an ancient gimmick.

What went wrong la?

rush to the toilet due to expel the alcohol diarrhoea

me in the middle

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>seems it touched a nerve too lol

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I hadn't played them a few years ago, but I played through them all at the start of 2015 and absolutely loved them.

I know it's an illusion because I'm ugly.

You all had this exact conversation about Metal Gear days ago, give it a fucking rest you terminal virgins.

Played this game obsessively on release to 100% completion then stopped playing. Any of you still play online? Never got what it was all about 2bh, my base used to get fucked up all the time

me out of frame painting the picture

you're beautiful in the inside

>we will never get Chapter 3
>there will never be another real Metal Gear game

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youtu.be/NAD2U0dIrUM

I’d eat a chocolate log straight from her asshole.

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call the ghostbusters because there's a fucking dead girl in my house

>astigmatism
IT'S OVER

piss off you stupendous virgin

pretty obvious every politician and scientist is exaggerating the length of the lockdown. because they were all too slow to respond when it started . they're trying to make up for it but they'll just do more damage

LOOOL didnt realise it was monday already, im supposed to be in the lab rn haha

You're mentally ill

what if i robbed the kwik e mart?

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wow haven't tired of this shitty gimmick

youtube.com/watch?v=rwgFN7Xf-oc

stellar soundtrack choon

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>4 1/2 inch willy hard
It’s over

She said I spent too much time reading books and playing video games with my mates than paying attention to her. Flew off the handle a bit and in a really snarky voice said "Oh what exactly interests you, travelling? despite never leaving the county or was it eating pizza you boring twat"
She obviously took this as an attack of her character and stormed off.

if the chinese didn't hide the truth at the beginning, maybe the bars and restaurants would be already open

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>dad walks in

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she saw my subscription to moni's onlyfans

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just find a tiny girl to put that in

NOOOOO I WANT IT TO BE FRIDAY AGAIN

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can already tell i put too much ginger in my curry

VERY Sagittarian response, I suspect this isn't the first relationship you've shattered in one snarky outburst.

the only girls small enough for my dick will get me on the ol’ registry if I fuck them

Mum just had a go at me for watching YouTube videos that have swears in them. I’m 25.

girls don't know the di-
*measures 4 1/2 inches on my hand*
deary me...

Based. Vapid thots need to understand that liking food and travel isn't a personality.