When Australians see something like this

>le scary spider straya amirite reddit!! :D
Stop parrotting normie memes and being a fucking bitch. I will take 1billion huntsman spiders into my country before I take a single refugee.

It's not like they're around every corner. I work outdoors and unless I go digging under shit that's been there for ages I hardly ever see them.

You're right, having bullets lodged in the ceiling is just part and parcel of being American

I mean, who isn't accustomed to being shot at through the wall?

We unironically have ammo that goes into a real gun specifically made to kill snakes. It would probably work fine on a spider in a garage also.

I've had my wife try to kill a huntsman with a 9mm I had in the lounge room pulled to bits for repairs, about the only thing that saved us from an 'incident' was the fact she didn't get it together correctly in time and I got back in the house just in time to see what all the screaming was about.
Which doesn't matter if we're out on the farm, but it was in the middle of Sydney at the time and it was going to get pretty fucking spicy if you start shooting up the apartment block.

If I ever saw one of those fucking things in real life I would set a new fucking land speed record. This is why I will never visit Australia

Huntsman are more or less harmless to people and actually help keep shit like flies and silverfish away. And spider bites which turn deadly are rare and fatal ones even more so.

Over a huntsman? I don't like spiders, either, but it's a huntsman. It couldn't kill you even if it wanted to.

I don't really care how venomous it is, it's the fact that it's bigger than my fucking head

They're not that big, most are about the size of your palm which I'm sure you're familiar with and give that a solid beating on the regular

Absolutely not, i have never seen a spider bigger than one finger

The biggest spider I've ever seen was about the size of a digestive biscuit and it was enough to make me leave the room. It seems arachnophobia is culturally relative

>huntsman
>bigger than my fucking head
Are you an unborn foetus or something?

I'm judging by the OP image, I've never seen anything like that in real life thank fuck

Yeah but of course it's going to look big when the camera is placed right next to it. Like the other user said, they're about the size of the palm of your hand. Not even your whole hand, just the palm. The really poisonous spiders here are much smaller than that and even then they pretty much never actually kill anyone. Honestly since colonisation the elements have killed more people than the native fauna.

ok ok I get it, but can I suck your dick ?

>They're not that big, most are about the size of your palm
>not that big
A-non...that's about five times bigger than your average spiders we have here.

What? Where the hell did that come from?
We don't have gypsies. Frankly I would be more afraid of a gypsy than a spider.

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It must be hell being an arachnophobe in Straya.

they are not harmful to you humans. they only feed on insects and do not attack unless provoked.

>huntsman spider
>bros
>hunts man

>spain
>s pain
>ass pain
poofta

>t. spider

Spider, is that you?

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spiders can't use computers idiot