/brit/

the /vg/ thread is NOT picking up any steam lads x

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the only decent brit soph

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Would you leave your children with this man?

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Interesting that it's the American posters who seethe the hardest about the Third Position

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>not having atleast 9k followers on instagram
a bunch of nobodies in here

Any ST man in?

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>54k tweets
>4 year old insta pics

haha

marshal best boy

/brit/...home
or at least, it used to be
until the freaks arrived
and tarnished its shagger's reputation
"incel! virgin!" they would scream at eachother
day in
day out
it's enough to drive anyone insane

is this is
you've posted on the wrong board you tit

and that means it’s the mong posting here how?

you're delusional have you even looked at her twitter mate she has history

soph is a poor man's sara

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the lunch

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Been stuck on 214 for years

so it would seem ha

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simping is simp shit

I think she is posting here, but not with a trip
the tripfags are the larping gimpoids

If I'm not getting bred I would rather be dead

psssssssss psssssssssssssssssss pssssssssss pssssssssssssssssss pssssssssssssssssss

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huh?

Well unless somebody hacked the accounts yes, there is references to brit on the accounts

warburtons toasty > everything

I share a flat with two other people, one of them has fucked off home to NI because of the outbreak, the other just told me they're leaving the country end of May (which is when our contract runs out). What the hell am I supposed to do? I can't find someone to replace them with this covid shit going on.

*boomers past you*

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only after some gimp on /brit/ started harranging her

ill give this one a try :P hehe xx

how do you know it’s not someone just larping as the dumb twitter thot?

hello based

BEHOLD THE HEAD OF A SIMP

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Your point being what?

link? still think it’s far more likely a larper

youtube.com/watch?v=2Vl7croz15A

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oink

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FUCK WO(MEN). I AM A BEING WHO HAS TRANSCENDED THE BINARY MALE-FEMALE DICHOTOMIC FABRIC OF THIS PLAIN OF EXISTENCE. I HAVE ATTAINED THE STATE OF EXISTENCE WHICH WAS PRESENT IN THE PRIMORDIAL SEED OF LIFE, WHERE SEXUAL ASPECTS OF NATURE WERE UNITED INTO ONE, THEREBY RENDERING GENDER OBSOLETE, 0-1 EXISTING AT THE SAME TIME. I AM BOTH MALE AND FEMALE, AND I AM NEITHER.

oh no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOO

state
look a bit like the one on the left only I possess a chin aha

>CLEANY CLEANY WAGEY WAGEY

would flatten both of them

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love a big manly fist up the ol' poo pipe me

she posted her follows

they look about 14

wojak looking fella on the left

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piggy niggy

could you remove this mate

cuz of the wind?

>blue heart

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*goes to the cinema and buys 2 packs of minstrels a large popcorn and a large drink*

OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA, WHAT CAN YOU SAY OF THE DAY THAT ABRAHAM PASSED YOUR WAY AND HE WAS INSTRUCTED BY GOD TO BUILD A HOUSE OF PEACE WHERE PEOPLE WILL PRAY AND THEY WILL COME ON EVERY LEAN CAMEL AND OUT OF EVERY RAVINE FOR THE PURPOSE OF PRAISING ALLAH, TO GLORIFY ALLAH OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA, WHAT CAN YOU TELL OF THE DAY WHEN STONES FROM THE SKY FELL DESTROYING AN ARMY DETERMINED TO BREAK THE HOUSE OF ALLAH THAT ABRAHAM BUILT OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA, HOW WAS THE DAWN ON THE DAY THAT MY PROPHET MUHAMMAD WAS BORN HOW DID IT FEEL KNOWING HE WAS TO BE, THE LAST AND MOST BELOVED OF ALL RASUL OF ALLAH, NABI OF ALLAH OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA, YOU WERE THERE WHEN THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD CLIMBED DOWN IN DESPAIR ENGRAVED IN HIS HEART WERE THE WORDS OF HIS LORD TO ALL OF MANKIND THIS WAS HIS CALL LA ILLAHA ILLALLAH, MUHAMMAD-U-RASULLULLAH OH PEOPLE PRAISE ONLY ALLAH, GLORIFY ALLAH OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA, HOW DID YOU MOURN ON THE DAY THAT THE BELOVED RETURNED TO HIS LORD AND UP TILL THE LAST BREATH ESCAPED FROM HIS LIPS HE PRAYED THAT HIS UMMAH WOULD FIND SUCCESS OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA HOW WILL IT FEEL WHEN THE EARTH SHALL QUAKE AND TREMBLE WITH FEAR AND WE SHALL BE GATHERED TOGETHER TO STAND IN THE COURT OF ALLAH WITH OUR DEEDS AT HAND OH HOW WE PRAY THAT ON THAT DAY, WE’LL BE WITH THOSE TO WHOM ALLAH WILL SAY PEACE BE WITH YOU, I AM PLEASED WITH YOU OH MOUNTAINS OF MECCA, BEAR WITNESS THAT I TO THE ONENESS OF ALLAH DO I TESTIFY FOR ALL THAT HE’S GIVEN ME, HOW CAN I DENY MY PURPOSE IN LIFE SHOULD BE ONLY TO CRY LA ILLAHA ILLALLAH, MUHAMMAD-U-RASULLULLAH THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH, MUHAMMAD’S HIS MESSENGER ALLAHUMMA SALLI ALLA, MUHAMMAD RASULLILLAH ALLAHUMMA SALLI ALLA, MUHAMMAD NABI ALLAH ALLAHUMMA SALLI ALLA, MUHAMMAD RASULLILLAH

love this :) xx

>the average /brit/ poster is a teenager
FUCKING STATE OF THIS PLACE

thats me on the right

faces of male suicide statistics

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plane of existence*

who the fuck are these literal children?

>link

Literally go look them up you tit it takes two seconds

lmao

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hiya handsome

youtube.com/watch?v=a74pRtvFKeU

*looks behind me*

hilton tower in manchester. the glass blade hums in high winds.

I don’t even know this mongs Twitter mate, I haven’t posted all day

it seems so long ago
have I really spent all of my NEET years on /brit/
haha

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this is what "banters" on brit. absolute state of british sissy boys. would literally demolish both of them in less than 15 seconds with my bare fists

cant put my finger on it but this album really does it for me. listening to dangerous curves. what a great song title

*skips over to the lad behind you and kisses his cheek*

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Peng. Local place? Looks exactly like a local bbq place here

Can't wait to get Coronavirus so I can go around pozzing people up mwahahahaha

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Thank you Miss for spell checking my homework.

joe looks pretty cool 2bh

picuki.com/media/2251790470010422846

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sphwbb

alri

Deary me

what is this

serves them right for not having a stalking account on the 'gram tbqh

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thanks mate you too

BASED

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fuck off virgins

do you pronounce it soff or sofe

I like the use of the word succumbing, seems apt for Pizza Express.

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no that's just the mongs who dox themselves
come to Coventry you fucking pussy

what happened?

the Yas Forums thread is NOT picking up steam lads...

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What does blue heart mean

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guy on the right is in the gallery i posted

why are women such disgusting creatures?

soff

no idea

the holiest place on earth

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>dangerous curves
oh that's the stuff

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Friend

now that is simply vile women must be apprehended

oh
right
he looks a bit glum

Why is he the only white bloke

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aha alri?

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y tho

Really hope my homosexual former toilberg catches the rona

what a boring cunt hate HATE twitter

GET.

FUCKING.

DABBED.

ON.

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you aint no muslim bruv

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women are cringe little goblins with smelly holes dripping endless slime

im not

filtering people is reddit tier

I'm replying to you anyway

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If the animal didn't want shot it should have developed firearms earlier.

adding dabbed to the filter

Bit like you, wipe your arse

joe_stokes96 is in lacaster, meetup when?

any of you seen that chain of dozens of spacex satellites

wouldn't take much longer to annihilate your jaw mate

redpilled sentiment

why do you filter your own nickname

hi there. christopher wallace here

soaf and sophie interchangeably

always been intrigued by the slime

HAHAHAHAHAHA
fair play to you joe mate, i would do the same

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Whyd you go to syria lmao, howd you find your group, was it nice a or scary

Thank GOD i'm gay lmao

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joe on the ropes

no idea never been

yooooo my slime

joe smoke

galla galla galla galla

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Ah yes filtering 95% of the threads

ye, joe shook
we got one lads
reel him in!

just a bit of dubs my drilla

love sophs pale smooth skin

because there will be a wagie along in a moment to clean it

always a bit weird when a /brit/poster gets doxxed
reminds me that there are real people with real lives behind these posts, not sure i like knowing that

why did she walk to the loo if sh was going to piss on the floor anyway

screeching

Oh the captions says so

Why even filter all that? You basically just filtered all the joke posts and now just have people complaining about their virginity

me personally? I'm AI

Smart decision tbqh

Literally just imagine you are drunk instead of drinking. Natural highs and that

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SOME DUMB BINT CALLED SOPH
can someone give me a proper answer not just some unhelpful shit like “hurrr she’s from twitter, why aren’t you here 18 hours a day?”

Yas Forums thread is PLUMMETING.
dire state of that board.

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she's from Yas Forums

bla bla bla vencie haha epic kitty cat time my japanese waifu singer bimbo

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joe was behind the golf ball gimmick and that gives me the creeps if im honest

must be someone else

aw yeah

very bad move because it confirms he's ITT

>why arent you here for 18hrs a day
Kek true

serves these niggers right, its immature but every time someone posts or makes reference to "soph" im going to post and any more incriminating material on other cunts that gets unearthed

grown out of this sort of autism on /brit/ i simply wont tolerate it hence these extreme measures

how did they get doxxed?

you fucking blithering idiot, joe_stokes96 is his account on instagram not twitter
you muppet, you moron, you fucking ignoramus

any of you lads watching 999 whats your emergency on more 4?

its that episode where people ring up 999 wanking, playing porn and stuff, proper funny

newfag

who and how did posters get doxxed?

That is the answer

>Kek true

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soph did it
she's pretty based huh

What’s going on in /brit/ today then

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grass

I’ve been here since /anglo/ you mong, now give me a proper answer

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lmao you're right
dont use either me - couldnt have known

love 5G