Brit

everyone's had a ride

doctor apu is in the house!

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hooting

I’m not a virgin, so yes I don’t know. Do I even want to know? Not anymore.

“What am I afraid of? Is it not an avatar of Nyarlathotep, who in antique and shadowy Khem even took the form of man? I remember Yuggoth, and more distant Shaggai, and the ultimate void of the black planets. . . .
“The long, winging flight through the void . . . cannot cross the universe of light . . . re-created by the thoughts caught in the Shining Trapezohedron . . . send it through the horrible abysses of radiance. . . .
“My name is Byrne-Timothy James Byrne of 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire. . . . I am on this planet. . . .
“Azathoth have mercy!—the lightning no longer flashes—horrible—I can see everything with a monstrous sense that is not sight—light is dark and dark is light . . . those people on the hill . . . guard . . . candles and charms . . . their priests. . . .
“Sense of distance gone—far is near and near is far. No light—no glass—see that steeple—that tower—window—can hear—Vinay Belur—am mad or going mad—the thing is stirring and fumbling in the tower—I am it and it is I—I want to get out . . . must get out and unify the forces. . . . It knows where I am. . . .
“I am Tim Byrne, but I see the tower in the dark. There is a monstrous odour . . . senses transfigured . . . boarding at that tower window cracking and giving way. . . . Iä . . . ngai . . . ygg. . . .
“I see it—coming here—hell-wind—titan blur—black wings—Yog-Sothoth save me—the three-lobed burning eye. . . .”

would gobble her juicy minge

Was gonna tell you but since you're being like that

>US army
>half of them are marines
Hmmm

Do you derive much of your self esteem from how many women you've shagged?

How many of you lads have had a go on sophie?

How man you daft cunt

God you’re such a geek

Health before wealth

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hello doctor I am in pain please can you prescribe some opiates

thank you for your service soldier
hooah

god I hope she's got a boyfriend so all of you pathetic runts get obliterated and stop being simpoids

As humans we face risks every day of our lives. Driving to work is a risk, smoking is a risk, drinking excessive alcohol is a risk and even just walking to the shops is a risk. I would rather take the risk and live my life than cower in my home at the very low risk of catching a nasty bug.

Tim are you ALRIGHT?
Do you need HELP?

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stellar post

you dont have either

youtube.com/watch?v=B-wtZUSy_RQ

Shrooms yesterday have me in an oul depressed state of mind today

Who is this slag?

*grabs you by the throat*

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this was the greatest story arc

well I have low self-esteem and have never had sex at 26 years old

I think if women had deemed me worthy enough to have had sex with then it would give me something to feel good about

Hit a nerve sweetie?

Most misunderstood character in the Tim saga

It's yi uncle buzzcocks back with another one his video diaries

>my beard is my personality
grim

How come having sex means you know less stuff?

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Gonna try scientifically craft the perfect gimmick
Doing some research beforehand
What's your favourite gimmick and why?

not how it works, mary

Just means I know less about useless information like who Sophie is

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disgusting nails

yes good goy we need to save the economy