/brit/

it's one virgin m8

Want a beer?

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JANITOR

duh no shit

Brazilian girls

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I only drink rum sorry

>/brit/
>/britfeel/
>/britpol/
G-d, I fucking hate anglos so much

daily reminder Covid causes PERMANENT LUNG DAMAGE in even young healthy people

>everyone in my secret boys club is on my side!
nah mate

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>Beer
>Holding a bottle of water

Cheers darl.

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Something something monkey soup

ive now just accepted that im out a job, going to have a few more drinks and forget that i even have to show up there tomorrow.

genuinely to smart to function in society
geniuses like me are shunned by the dredges of the world, just because where smarter than they are

didn't even give my nan permanent lung damage

it's clearly just you spamming her lad
you can stop, nobody else finds her attractive

Government will provide free 4G internet routers to households of children in exam years until schools reopen.

they are minging
i've been to rio. they're even fatter than the UK and look like goblinas.

dont care virgin

cos i'm not a bootlicking slave, the government can't tell me what to do

does she have a feminine willer?

>permanent
>disease has only been around for 4 months

hello

the hue only knows how to blanda up - sticking to his own doesn't make sense to him

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We shut down the planet because scientists and the WHO were speculating potential doomsday scenarios. Now we’re starting to wonder if we might have overreacted.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_technology_in_China
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_science_and_technology_in_the_People's_Republic_of_China

>They have their tentacles in all of your companies for a reason
You are incredibly clueless. Just like the UK has tentacles in the entirety of the 2nd and 3rd world.

It's fucking inevitable. China will eclipse you hard, you little island runt. You had a chance to form a superstate of Europeans to compete on a global scale, but you're homegrown retards who think its still the 1940s flushed that down the toilet. China rises, UK shrinks, simple as.

being treat criminally by women

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FUCK poor people

why not 5G?

There is no immunity, you catch covid repeatedly until you die.

just get someone else to piss in a cup for you

is it me you're looking for?

Fairly regularly the fastest thread on all three boards too. The Empire lives on in the digital space.
Currently the fastest on Yas Forums and Yas Forums, beaten out by corona runts on Yas Forums.
4stats.io

are you in plymouth? x

if they can't afford tinternet i doubt they'd be able to afford a computer, tablet, or phone

the lads

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>t. inbred britbong

fuck off
ive got no mates

so? you can catch the common cold repeatedly until you die (of different causes)

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girls locker room: tee hee I bet they're thinking about us in there
boys locker room:

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kinda hot desu

reddit.com/user/johniboy1254/

Imagining the absolute deano who shares this in his mates group chat

>the doom poster is back
Still haven’t taken your meds, I see.

I don't give a shit about the UK's irrelevance. China will never be a super power.

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stellar post

4G router is what BT send you if your broadband is down
So presumably it’s just to make sure kids always have in access?

YOU ARE GOING DOWN /brit/

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>/britfeel/
normoid slags post in there now? grim times

who's askin?

Read that as janniboy originally

Shut the fuck up you incel cunt.

cringe

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very strange proportions

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dont care sophie, aisha is the only queen of brit so skitter off to /britfeel/

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why is /acg/ so fast ffs
also /acg/ should be ace combat general

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cringe

>1 in 5 corporations say China has stolen their IP within the last year: CNBC CFO survey

all me

The Tory government is literally implementing Corbyn agenda

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>that face and haircut
OH NO NO NO

Mo use arguing with him mate. He’s a delusional ccp shill.

They have and will be one again. I don't think you understand this. This is the natural state of things. Europeans enjoyed their abnormal blimp of relevancy from around 1800-2000, but it's over, lad.

where did she post that? its not on her insta

shit thread so far

inabit dickheads

>/sp/ below even /lit/ in posts per minute
sad times

yeah mental innit how /sp/ is dead when there's no sport on

ching chong ping

gollum is peng as

clever very clever

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still would

are ben

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am sick and tired of straight girls who think they're bisexual because they can admit other girls are pretty

they just want admission into le lgbt klub for special oppression points

Welsh? Oh you mean the Cymric/British language.

saw a seal today do you know what im saying

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A 2017 study suggests that being lazy is a sign of high intelligence.

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mate this bird is like 15...

not /brit/ though is it you gimpoid

based ben brodie

the world would be a better place if people read books instead of watching retarded sports

unbelievable arrogance

i guess it works for kids of parents who might lose their jobs

legend

wanna know how I know you don't speak welsh?

don't people like discussing old sport events?
could talk about safin-federer at the 2005 australian open all day long
youtube.com/watch?v=onTenziaRio

shit, just realised that the image is a toucan not a pelican

I want lockdown to be over so we can stop with the fucking NHS worship already.

muchas basado, ben brodie

>muh natural order
Fuck off Arvind.

oi m8 shag me a sheep

most books are retarded

couldnt give a shit about anything you have to say.

I'd have expected lads to stick around chatting shit a la Yas Forumsbrit/ but it's flatlined immediately. Pretty funny.

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Was the study conducted by Dr S.M. Art-but-lazy

yea w/e lezzer

Billy Elijah.
Sort yourself out or someone will sort you out for you.

so?
she has massive tits so the age of consent is waived

someone got paid to come up with that eh

seems like I've struck a nerve. another internet battle won muahaha

Alri Tony Montana.

Very hattable post lad watch it

>seems like I've struck a nerve. another internet battle won muahaha

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was it this person?

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and he does it again!

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youtube.com/watch?v=0s-h73jSdWU

I've been to Rio also and the Brazilian women have ridiculous bodies on an entirely different level, but they rarely have the beauty like you see commonly in Euro girls.
Went to a fancy party in Ipanema and boy did I feel inadequate. Just surrounded by groups of 9's and 10's with Goddess bodies. That was fucking disorienting.

business idea: the lads go on tour to /sp/

I've done a number on you.

>books
shit
>sports
shit

'

enjoyed his first post much more than this one.
reckon he should keep his act clean x

I’m reminded of that guy who said he used to bully girls like that

he's trying to neg her but it's not working because he's unattractive and it just comes off as reddity

>Very hattable post lad watch it

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yeah but if a guy can admit that other men are quite handsome he'll get called a puff quicker than you can say henry cavill

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>Up to 50k

thoughts on >vidya?

Have really compelling desire to eat Billie Eilish's pussy.

Who would care if you killed yourself?

>muh Euro beauty!
Wanna know how I know you have no friends

mum

LMAO

you come off as reddity desu

probably reeks of fish and piss

This isn't a hattable post

groace.
Billie Eilish looks like she smells really bad in every picture I see her in. Can't imagine how disgusting her fanner stinks

Sport of Kings

Imagine waking up every day as an insect, makes me shudder

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not shit

that's just the tip of the iceberg

you'd know you fucking virgin

you come off as a bit 12 year old-y "desu".

>This isn't a hattable post

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>It's another "/brit/ simps over random internet slag" episode
*lets out a yawn that shakes the very strands of your DNA*

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She's quite heavy these days lad.

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yeah but she's got some cracking chebs

i thought she found the lame act funny and so called reports were another part of the joke

JAV is my thing

FUCK OFF

>>muh Euro beauty!
Wanna know how I know you've never been to continental Europe

This is the worst part honestly.

Imagine being a parent and raising your child for more than 2 decades only for them to throw away all the effort you put in raising them. Must be grim.

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Do actual insects, bugs I mean not chinese people, even go to sleep?

ice(((berg)))

Whiter than you, slav.