Why'd he do it?
Why'd he do it?
Luis Robinson
Zachary Rodriguez
He wanted to end it all and end the cycle of suffering. Little did he know..
Landon Evans
in order to order
Christopher Myers
he was too retarded not to
Nathaniel Allen
to E V O L V E
Blake Mitchell
Cause there was too much competition in the oceans he grew up in. Gigajaw was taking all his pussy so he had to travel overseas to get laid
Cooper Campbell
my ancestor :)
Levi Mitchell
duncleostus still cucking his descendants to this day
Leo Cruz
i invited him to my room :)
Landon Bailey
Andrew Watson
Bro for real we would be typing that shit under water if he didn't do it
William Clark
Jose Bell
Lizards can not become humans, use logic. Evolution is a lie.
Cameron Barnes
Bullies.
Noah Morgan
Free real estate
Jayden Richardson
Because his girl was pregnant
Jason James
He was hungry
Parker Lopez
Kek.
Nigga said fuck that shit i ain't payin no fish support.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Very American post.
Matthew Hernandez
to get to the other side of the road
My ancestor :)
Christopher Gray
don't let jannies see this....
Isaiah Lewis
EPIC! I will post it on r/Yas Forums to get my daily upvotes!!!
Isaiah Jenkins
I don't follow.
Jason Rivera
I didn't say his gf was white
Xavier Martin
Neither did I, but congratulations for playing yourself.
Tyler Morris
Based schizoposter
Jeremiah Murphy
do atheists really?
Wyatt Scott
to create retarded arab apes who have no brains.
Jaxson Ortiz
>a transformation, perhaps?
Carter Reed
>A certain progressive change?
Benjamin Phillips
>be me
>21
>go out to local bar and get drunk as fuck
>bad move
>apparently piss this one guy off simply by existing
>him and his buddies walk up to me
>I, being full of drunk pride, simply insult the faggots
>bad move again
>One guy clocks me, I get knocked out cold
>I wake up, confused and disoriented, in a dark room
>what the fuck
>I'm sitting in a chair, but I'm strapped in and can't move
>There is something strapped around my head, and there is something wet and spongy on the top of my head
>it dawns on me
>I am sitting in an electric chair
>oh shit
>start thrashing around like a madman
>still partially drunk, by the way
>manage to get one of my arms unstrapped
>tear off everything else and get out of the chair
>start to head for the door, when I hear someone thundering towards the door
>like it literally sounded like thunder
>I crouch down in a corner and hope for the best
>The sound is getting louder
>and louder
>and louder, before it finally stops right outside the door.
>I stay in my corner for 5 minutes, before I work up the courage to go up the the door
>I need to leave this place
>I put my hand on the doorknob
>and very slowly I....
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur