I'm Turkish but I feel English. I always advocate the use of the left side of the road. When I talk about the price of something, I say it in Pound Sterling. When I speak English, I drop my Rs (especially if I'm speaking with a seppo). When my friends eat Döner and drink Ayran, I eat Fish and Chips and drink Milky Tea. I even adjusted myself to the English time to live the full English experience. When my peers sleep at midnigh, I stay up because I know it's 10 PM in England. I always make fun of the Irish and their "language" online. When I hear a Yank speak, I make sure to mock his accent. I go on the wh*Te house's youtube account and comment "FUCK THE STATE! God save the Queen!" below the video (I also dislike and flag the video). When I hit my friends' places, I throw their coke into the DUSTBIN (not trash or whatever gay shit they say) when they're not looking. I advocate English imperialism on a daily basis. I never heard of Hamburger in my life. When my friends use Turkish expressions, I say "Bir kuruş harcamam gerek" (I need to spend a penny) and such. When our friends ask for suggestions on what to watch on movie nights, I make sure the movies are all UK products. I know all the English counties and all the English royals. I believe Westminster should put aside their differences and police the world like they did back in the good ol' days. When I hear my friends listen to homosexuality-filled American songs, I immediately open Britpop from Blur or Pulp (preferably earrape). My phone alarm is God save the Queen in earrape, my roommates hate it. I'm considering buying UK proxy to proudly bear the Union Jack on 4channel until I move to Kent or London. I also do my best to Anglicise my friends. I once beat a kid at my school because he spoke Irish or something. I also jew the French tourists in Antalya to make them repay for their wars agains Her Majesty and Her family.
Your friends are wise and you're a fool. However invented Doner kebab has my eternal gratitiude because there is a hardly better food to be found in all of the world maybe only after pizza and burgers.
Oliver Carter
Based
Aaron Moore
Remember you either pronounce your T really sharply or not at all
>there is a hardly better food to be found If you ever come to Turkey, try >Kokoreç with Ayran >Kazandibi >Çiğköfte with Ayran
Jackson King
repeat. Fucking twinks is NOT homosexuality. It is a sign of high testosterone and completely normal. This was known since ancient European civilization and was only forgotten in relatively recent times. When you see a little twink boy and think about how much you want to dominate him, that is peak masculinity and NOT faggot shit. Faggots are people who take it up the ass, there is nothing gay with the act of fucking, only with being fucked.
Elijah Ward
ok then , shant be reading that essay though
Lincoln Edwards
meant for
Logan Robinson
I don't pronounce my Ts. I also pronounce th as d-v-f but my friends make fun of me.
