/brit/
wayne's world is kino
got the prostate of a stallion and the immune system of a shark from wanking all the time
How do you respond to Tinder girls who say stupid stuff like "But there's a global pandemic happening" when you suggest meeting?
ok edgelord
Cat-havers just don't understand the connection man has with a dog. The missus acts like I should be over it already.
bang tidy
They're obviously only game for sending nudes
are those vocal sounds samples? and whats that percussion sound? shaker?
tell them the more other people obey quarantine rules the less any one in particular needs to
"You'll be aight"
more like a global wankdemic
SCHWING
vile creatures
say there's a local cockdemic in your pants
got nothing against seaside, he seems nice and all but can't imagine watching his livesteam. seems like a colossal waste of time
did your dog die?
listening to kid cudi
anybody seen this film?
she looks like a tinder match i shagged but never called her back after.
Women or cats?
The Nonce
really looks like a pretty standard alt-culture-lite british girl
any /XRW/ man in?
Wish vanilla sex gave me the same adrenaline rush as sending money to random bints online desu
vile harlot
Yo, it's the hyperman set (check)
AJ Tracey, live and direct (check, check)
DJ mash-up, them mash-up the deck
The microphone champ is live and direct, and again
It's the hyperman set (yeah)
AJ Tracey, live and direct (who?)
DJ mash up, them mash up the deck
The microphone champ is live and direct
don't disrespect m'lady like that
was he based? who was the guy he busted his ting on?
Why do women have mouths?
They never say what they mean.
They are never honest.
And most of the time they are not saying anything worthwhile, anyway.
What would you describe your fashion as?
for me? sophie ellis bextor
love posh birds on my northern cock
simple as
youtube.com
they use them to suck dick
I want to suck on her bumhole
incel chic
fat people are a disgrace
george by asda
f&f by tesco
They fight and fight, and fight and fight and fight
Fight fight fight
Fight fight fight
The itchy and scratchy show!
take their advice on board
Erudite with a touch of class
Not Allowed Near Schools Anymore
Next
bold and brash
tank tops, crop tops and exposed tummies should be banned for the health of male willards
fun trivia: itchy and scratchy is just the simpsons take on tom and jerry
love it
Peak normie.
try to be terrorwave but look like an incel (i am)
smart but sexy
whatever I can steal out my sister's wardrobe
fun trivia: sneed's feed and seed is just the sneed take on chuck's
you're the one using tinder so i don't think so
post-deano
Culchie/pikey esq. Mildly ironic but not ironic enough if truthful.
Humble north American rural
AJ the Yiddo
a david bowie song?
70s/80s uk underground
I use it in the most autistic manner possible.
mum made a very good sunday dinner
roast chicken and all the trimmings.
nice chilled bottle of white wine.
Woah... I never realised this
Peng
metro.co.uk
Based - Prince Harry says coronavirus is not as bad as media makes out.
you can shag regularly and not be a normie tbph
cringe 2016 tier meme
What is “pikey” fashion? Hair cuts aside.
NO NO NO NO NO
PEOPLE ARE DYING
STAY THE F-U-C-K HOME PEOPLE!!!!
Always thought Michael Gove looked like a bit of a runt of a man, but I reckon he might actually be one of our better politicians desu
seething brown skinned nonce
versatile
no
Giz an example
wonder when gay saunas will open again
SCREAMING
the fuck i like harry now?
hate going out during sunny weather / summer and being reminded that cute girls with flat tummies exist
yes yes raving crew
lacoste shoes and plain t shirts
pathetic
name on mikey
How long until people start questioning lockdown enmass?
A lot of people seem to be coming out to suggest that we might have overreacted.
let's see who's really behind this coronavirus pandemic
This is the comedic power of rorke
just realised /n/ is listed under japanese culture
why
he certainly does look like a runt man though
Trackies, hoodies, adidas stuff, coloured trainers, mullets, sports jackets/windcheaters, fat man pants.
Educate me about Deano please
Specifically how it is that the mojority of young Brits are Deanos? How specifically does that happen?
>da jooz!!
it's not supposed to be a joke
What do you mean lad? We destroyed the economy for the next 20 years because 15,000 old people died, lmao.
brown hands
>lockdown enemas
woah I missed this on the latest update surely this can't be right surely they can't enforce everyone to have their bumholes washed out with big tubes
gf strumming herself to thought of me posting racist charicatures on Yas Forums's Yas Forums board
do yo
Listening to post punk all day turns most young men into Deanos when they turn 18
excellent post
Wish I still had the intense tummy fetish I had as a teen
He wants to keep us in lockdown until next March according to leaked reports. Apparently Rishi Sunak called him "crazy" in a cabinet meeting. This is according to a civil servant who is leaking things to the Times.
Went and bought my new fun with my Trump check yesterday and received more ammo than I know what to do with. I'm talking several trips to the car to get it all in and out. I'm not exactly gonna tell the guy "No thanks, thats enough for the same amount of money" but damn man I ended up with around 3000rds. I have 700rds in an old spam can that I'm debating just burying somewhere.
david-19
economic growth
because deano s. is a caricature of average british man in his mid 20's to early 30's
the gimmicks conform to the times, not the other way around
all miyazaki films have a noncey vibe. big fan
Rorke unable to get out of his computer chair because leftypol put gorilla glue on the back of his next jeans
how do you need educating on deano ffs?
if you are from the UK you should know what they are all about.
how is post punk deano
They do dress like that
probably not a bad thing to have gotten over it since it's almost non-existent out of that age range
They're already protesting it here
the fuck i like deanos now?
This is why God sent the coronavirus.
listening to Barbados by models
how can the kennedys be at the same time this high powered influential wealthy dynasty but also utterly retarded buffoons that keep dying in extreme ridiculous accidents ?
how do you mean?
>computer chair
Fuck off Granddad
FINALLY
leftypol unable to get the buttplug out of his anus because he mistakenly used superglue instead of lube
is this actually a thing being suggested?
mayeb you shouldn't be virgin freak then
why are you asking lad?
you are from britain ... aren't you?
twitter lefties seething about bojo again haha
good job that's all they can do.
>muh freedom
apparently he was caught saying something noncey
its preperation for the lockdown anal
Imagine if this house got infected
do you drive a hot wheels car or something? why cant you do it all in one trip?
What do you mean, that men don't like womens stomachs?
Deano NEVER listened to post-punk, that music was for freaks according to deano
ah yes, (((accidents)))
is this guy the ultimate deano?
mums getting my sister sectioned lmao x
remember that black kid who built that computer
wonder what hes doing now
young mine who would have been working in factories and mines now sit in offices and live like kings in comparison
also the spread of nigger culture
no I mean as women get older it becomes rarer and rarer for them to have flat stomachs
very glad to know that most (if not all) of the posters here have been successfully removed from the gene pool
Civil servants should all be executed desu, spend far too much time leaking and not enough time working
Americans are so based compared to Brits.
Cant fathom how some of you can go for weeks even months without shagging, last time was a week and a half ago and im already feeling rapey as fuck
still getting lynched on twitter by the looks of it
eastern europe is like a time capsule
*young men
nuh' ting boorgoor
the chinese govt hired him late last year
yeah something to do with toilet paper shortages
I'm wondering how society moulded the Deano. What caused the Deano
Obviously, but you have to wonder when other countries will follow suit. They’re already talking about beginning to relax certain measures here in May because they predicted that we’ll have mass suicides and civil unrest if they don’t.