Make a German friend in this thread!

Make a German friend in this thread!

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Why are Bavarians so homosexual and effeminate?

Hallo, wie geht's euch?

fuck off

Went to Berlin and didn’t make any friends

yes germany thread

high oestrogen % in plastic beer bottles

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They would probably call me sandnigger

apologize for war crime NOW

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apologize it didn't go better

Ich liebe Deutschland!

I love Germans so much I wish there were four of them

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I want a German Nazi bf who will enslave me, breed me and bully me

Post tits

Germans are kinda cool

Guten Tag meine Freunde

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i already have one thats enough
but where do i find redneck kraut gf?

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You mean bobs?

Wish I worked for a German multinational corporation.

The efficiency, the tidy unbuttoned Hugo Boss shirts, the thin framed glasses, Tag's on every wrist....I NEED it.

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We used to be friends

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Adolf looks so retarded in this pic , he is cute

I wish I have German friend too

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Be my friend or Ferrero will not sell kinder products in your country anymore.

Hallo, ich mag Deutschland.

It's just this one faggot. Outside of the big cities they get beaten up quite regularly

I wish for an american hunting buddy who owns more firearmss than the Bundeswehr and also believes in skinwalkers so we can do some creepy /innawoods/ action

I like the cute German boys

test

Gods...I hate G*rms. My grandfather hated them too, even before they captured him at Sedan. Did you think I'd be out here in the trenches without good reason?
Yes, France needs Alsace-Lorraine. No, France doesn't need unwashed barbarians at her gates! So, that's why I'm here, the leader of the Poilus: to bring French elan to stinking G*rms.
Revenge? That'd be good too. This war against the G*rms won't last long, and when it's done, I've got plans. This is all about reparations.

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die

I'd rather have an Austrian friend, thanks.

sorry

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>banks didn’t/wouldn’t exist in the 3rd Reich
Who the fuck made this mess

But Germans are cold and distant.

that doesn't mean we don't have feelings

Why are Germans so mean to us?Their media always shit on us

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Fuck Germany

>Their media always shit on us
Really? To me it seems German media is neutral about Japan

not really

No