/brit/

you mean a protractor?

>(all of them prostitutes)
all women are prostitutes so this is redundant

good

Was planning to finish my grad scheme in September then take a year out to travel
Looks like corona has properly fucked that one up doesn't it...

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take out the papers and the trash

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compass_(drawing_tool)

wikipedia is on my side

My eyelashes are too fucking long. Multiple women have commented how they’re jealous of how curly and long they are

sucking a golf nigger

depends on what you get out of it,
if you're her emotional support any you get nothing at all back: yes

*licks lips*

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woe is you

Most places seem to be talking about keeping current measures in place until May.

oh right
it's been so long since i've used either of the bloody things the names just blur together

depends if you're attracted to them

>you get nothing at all back
that's not what friendship is about

Back in your cage wagie.

Thank you for your sympathy

sometimes use a compass/protractor for my artworks

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germanigger, do you know dragon lord?

Nothing wrong with taking a year out, in fact, in this climate, it's probably the sensible thing to do.

>its real

Fucking hell

It was foolish to think I could escape it desu

starting to believe that lad who claims lockdown will never end

yes it is, all friendships are like that, you give something any you get something back, otherwise you are being used

But there's a very real chance international travel isn't going to return for some time

"grooming" is a spook
those slags got free drugs and alcohol

want to start doing pilates because i have weak core muscles but dont want my parents to think im gay. pilates is probably the gayest form of exercise

Why do 10/10 girls not get naked on the internet? Besides some Eastern Europeans.

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50-80 times more cases exist than the current recorded totals
that shows not only how pointless the shutdowns are, but how non serious this things really is

Being self conscious about looking gay is gay

okay poof

I sometimes wonder if I'm the one going insane

don't know what vidyatoil to do this afternon
should i push on rdr2, play gta 4 again or do shadow of mordor for the first time?

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me and the lads

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>OH NOO I CANT WEAR PINK THEY GONNA THINK IM GAAAAY NOOOO

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Do pushups instead.

I call this one "sperms rushing towards an egg"

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Virustoil is no joke. Being forced to bash out emails in my pants, while playing cities skylines, and drinking before noon. Nightmare.

it's not pink
it's salmon

saying on the news they think 1/3rd of stockholm have had rona

>tfw I have female friends who are MY emotional support
Feel kind of smug at that fact, ngl.

You can travel within the country. I stopped going abroad years ago because there were more interesting things on my doorstep.

>LONDON, POPUP RESTAURANTS, FLATSHARES, EARNING MORE MONEY BUT SPENDING IT ALL ON RENT, £20 VEGAN STREET FOOD, CAMDEN, HOPPY IPA CRAFT BEER, FUNKO POPS, TECH WORK

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Ever notice how ugly women’s knees are

>he goes out in public wearing wired headphones

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look get fucked tarq

sweden be kidding me

why could nobody best the greek phalanx until the roman cohorts came along
what did the romans know that everyone else didn’t

rdr2 is such a gorgeous game
i prefer the first rdr though

Just did 5 plug lunges and 5 lateral hip crosses

don't care about history
they're all dead lol

I would unironically rather life blissfully ignorant like one of these guys, than my current miserable working class lifestyle

>hey user, come on gather round, don't be shy. You've not joined one of our drum circles since you moved to london, daniquashayne is giving a talk on intersectional feminism and the patriarchy and you don't seem interested...

your response?

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I call it "looking at the crown of your head and realising your balding a day after your 29th birthday"

argument: none

youtu.be/NIBUWqSTp90
who was in the wrong here?

imagine how many gyms are going out of business

Anyone else scared of talking too british outside of /brit/? I say 'mate' every other mate word in this general, but anywhere else I don't bother because people will be weird

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Love London me

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>i would rather be wealthy than poor
wew lad

same, even though never ever on pc

if anyone called me racist i would say fuck off nigger

imagine the smell

I want to be a ruralfag but how will I get a gf? Not willing to go on farmer wants a wife

>.be
not visiting your weird belgian site mate

what is this

interesting interpretation, thank you for the fresh perspective

The small ones are fucked. The bigger ones will be fine.

Rorke has snapped lads!

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use british terms to the point that others i know are now subconsciously emulating me

I have some sense of pride that my gratification comes from my hard work rather than purchasing engineered dopamine spiking products

I type exactly how I speak lad

Protractors are for measuring angles.

a nursery for adults

rorke be like I want to imbibe alcohol in a social setting to numb the pangs of my aimless existence

Feels like it could be a /brit/ poster

>raciststickerscomp.jpg
racist against whom?

Lmao british?

Been saying innit instead of aye lately

Hair is visibly receding at the temples but its just mature hairline

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You said lad colloquially in conversations?
Fucken weirdo

Only if you secretly want to stick your willy in her.

Got pulled aside and notified that my comical interpretation of how Thais speak was racist

cuckshed in london, £1500 a month for a bunk bed

>in a social setting

wouldn't it be at home alone in a darkened room for 'le epic doomer' vibes?

Kickback bruz that’s just the lingo nowadays

Anyone else scared of posting anime outside of /brit/? I post anime other anime post in this general, but anywhere else I don't bother because people will be weird

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How do thais speak ???

look at him
not bald, mature

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RPCS3 can run it but not very well

Gayly

Wonder if the dentist Tim lived next to has gone out of business because of lockdown

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Still use fully hectic from time to time

anime website

I don't post anime in /brit/, maybe in other places but not here

anyone up for comparing willies

>French man trying to justify hair loss as “mature”

Is there literally anything more French than this?

it's fucking pointless posting on other boards / any non-general threads anyway

you make a post, it maybe gets 1 (You) 3 hours later which you'll miss unless you use the thread-watcher. Or you make a post in a thread then the entire thread drops off page 10 with 1 or 2 other replies

have blocked over 100 kpop accounts on twitter so far
can't stand them spamming their nonsense in reply to unrelated things

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Would piss and shit the bed on the first night then claim to be mentally disabled so they couldn't remove me

is it wrong to want to stick your willard in greta

is twitter spacker the same as tyson fury spacker
just spamming shit

Aaaaand finished!

That's what I call a productive weekend!

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What the fuck's the government meant to do shove all the old pakis into a home?

dentists are very rich, can easily absorb a few months of downtime

I say hectic but not fully.

love are fintan

Just cuz some bloke originally made this website for some jap cartoons in the 00’s doesn’t meant should always be that way

Which one was your favourite and why?

based, you've done todd proud

did the man collect the tokens on the video game?

keep seething, child

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boy those micks sure would be sore without their phony gorta mor

I swear to god if none of you entertain me right now, I'm going back to plebbit

It's a shame "Keep Calm and Carry On" was so oversaturated in the last few years. Would have been a good time to bring that back out.

not an argument

what will you do now?

yes and he's also bristol rovers spammer and cricket world cup spammer amongst others

white culture is fucking stupid. grandparent alone in a house, doing nothing all day, depressed as fuck? Fuck 'em, let them suffer rather than inviting to stay with you. Also, massive housing crisis? Shut up, go find a house before you hit 25 or you're a loser and we'll kick you out.

It's capitalism at its height. Everyone's gotta have their own house for no fucking reason.

what do you gain from copying posts from the 'dit

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Genuinely think multigenerational households are healthier