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fk is the worst poster on /cum/ edition

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posting

my tummy always has an ache

More like best and you ALL know it

in the mood for a burgers and fries ngl

how much kcal is your average breakfast?

you post here all the time but you are the MOST boring poster

Only gimps keep tabs

gon do another fap

Would you participate in a mfm 3way? Either with your gf and some other man or as the other man with a couple

That's me!

sure
only if the girl stays out of it tho

no i wouldn't even do a mff 3some

Why not?

Companionship gets my dick hard, not hedonism

Umm ever considered that our posting times just overlap
When I’m not here for a day and come back you’ll have guys crying and making posts about me, where I am, what I might be doing.
Oh yes I am loved, I am needed. When I am gone, people miss me. Long for me.
I am an integral part...I am THE integral part of this community I am sorry but that’s just the way it is

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*unzips corset*

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Spoken like a true incel

you literally live with your parents

Oh wow she is looking for a cream stuffed dessert I am sure!!

I do.
You don’t?
Oh I forgot, Americans HATE their family!

You're 30 nigga

Listen, bud. You're considered a bad poster by a lot of people on /cum/. Most, if I'm being honest. You ever consider posting elsewhere, at least for a month or two?

About 800 I guess

if fk back in germany?

>missed the new
AAAAAA
What should I read in

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Wicked River

Umm your attempt at discrediting me for living in a multigenerational household is NONsensical
Did you sign up your parents for the retirement home already so you can chuck them away like garbage...

I think you mistyped “based”
Why would I post elsewhere
I would never leave this community that I personally built through hard work and dedication, I just could not.

Yes...due to the ‘rona I wouldn’t have been able to extend my visa anyway. UNFORTUNATELY

The only thing my parents need help with is with electronics and menial repairs

fapped and now im gonna go to bed good night /cum/

N-nani

I'm not familiar with these novels.
I despise modern fantasy/autobiography.
Though, I've heard that A Soldier's Oddnesy is pretty good.

Based accidental (You)

Fuck off hans were full

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>27 years old
>going to get my drivers licensee whenever the DMV opens
>no job experience
how hard will it be lads?

you don’t need job experience to have a driver’s license

I've built this place up more than you
could ever. I've been here from Thread#1. Get fucked. No wonder people hate you.

The suppressor was invented by one of the branches of my family tree.

Yesterday I’ve been farting like hell.
Some of them felt quite dangerous, almost had me sprinting to the toilet.
This morning before my shower I take off my undies and it seems I might have actually done a microshart.
A small brown spot right above my anus.

Is this what Americans experience daily?

i feel pretty confident on my drivers licensee... how hard do you think it will be to get a job in podunk socal

Should practice piano but I only want to SING

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cope

>lads
go back to /brit/ tbqh

>tfw you just discovered the plural of James is Jame

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last thread had 70 posters

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jason on a proxy?

proxposting is a myth

idc about your opinion you cringy hedonist